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Deerfly and gossips……….

A few days ago I wrote about the tiny little worm that crawls out of your dog poo and buries itself and family in the roots of grass and along comes mother cow eats the grass and the worms which causes mother cow great distress as she will lose her unborn mini cow! Well along comes 112 year old Percy today to Mitchell who has not been seen for a few weeks, truthfully many thought he had passed on but no he turned up today like a bad old penny to explain why he had been away! The clues were obvious he had his shirtsleeves rolled up and was brandishing a grubby old bandage on his arm telling all and sundry he had been bitten by a sodding horsefly and his bleeden arm had swollen up so much he could not do any work (why not Purse you have two arms) anyway he seems to have had a rough time especially when his daughter told him “I am not going to take your dog out for a walk any more unless you pay me five quid each time” Percy goes berserk “I can’t afford that, I am a sick man” Daughter retorts “You take the dog out you need the exercise and the walk” I am on daughters side of course he needed the walk” So he finishes the conversation by saying “So I took the effing dog out myself and saved thirty quid, she must think I am stupid or summit” I am still on the daughters side.

Anyway I remember getting bitten by a bloody horsefly and the sting and itching seems to last forever but imagine this; You are on holiday and a small deerfly lands on you for a couple of seconds a worm larva drops from the deerfly arse onto your skin or clothing and burrows deep underneath your skin and it migrates through your system and settles down in your bloody EYE and could cause you a swelling as big as an EGG and is extremely itchy and sodding painful. Take a look at the pictures mother, I feel sick! I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy, well perhaps that’s not entirely true where can I get a couple of these deerfly?

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Eye worm, (species Loa loa), common parasite of humans and other primates in central and western Africa, a member of the phylum Nematodes. It is transmitted to humans by the deerfly, Chrysops (the intermediate host), which feeds on primate blood. When the fly alights on a human victim, the worm larva drops onto the new host’s skin and burrows underneath. The larva migrates through the bloodstream, commonly locating in the eye or in other tissues just under the skin. The adult worm is 3—6 cm (1.2—2.4 inches) long. The movement of the worm beneath the skin may cause itching or sometimes swellings as large as a hen’s egg.
Within the human host the adult female worm produces large numbers of microscopic, active embryos called microfilaria, which enter the host’s blood or lymph vessels. Some of these are ingested by a deerfly as it sucks blood and, after about two weeks, complete a series of growth stages. As infective larvae, they move to the insect’s proboscis to await an opportunity to transfer to a new human host.

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My enthusiasm to get involved with Long Rock stemmed from meeting the lovely owner of this land strictly known as “M” and is my best ever Landlord to date.
We started LONG ROCK as a spoiler knowing full well that Wednesdays at Rosudgeon was the biggest Car Boot around however we did a little business reaching up to 40 sellers when I changed course to put LONG ROCK on its regular spot for the future TUESDAYS at 12.00 noon
When we changed the locals said it was better on a Tuesday so lets hope 2014 will beat Lanhydrock which also is in its second year in 2014
Market Traders will be welcome at all locations with 2 exceptions which are Falmouth and Mitchell? Mitchell is up to its full capacity and we cannot afford large vans due to the size their selling space is remember its a “CAR BOOT”
However it’s good news elsewhere where the large vans will pay a maximum of £10.00 that means Market Traders costs are now considerably reduced however if you wish to set up early it will cost DOUBLE but I have recognised Market Traders cannot be expected to pay high rents like at Rosudgeon where every large white van is charged at £30.00 that’s thirty quid?

NEWQUAY Circus Fields;
You have seen the road works under construction in the Circus Field which I believe will lead us to our 2014 fields for the Car Boots however I will ask for further details and let you know!
Subject to weather and ground conditions we will hold the LAST Car Boot Sale on Thursday 17th October for definite my lovers!

There has been loads of gossip about the naked women when I asked ‘anyone you know’ in the picture featuring 20 lovely ladies? I have had loads of suggestions that the lovelies include Marge to Ann, Rachel, Rita, Phyllis and even my Lou (should have gone to Specsavers) However it is unlikely any of you would know the ladies from up-country who did this wonderful strip off for their local charity. I merely produce the picture in the hope that some of our lovely ladies who come to our sales may consider making a similar gesture during the main season for a local charity?!

Next competition is naughty but nice 24 lovely ladies but you don’t see their faces you have to match up the bums with people in your life an ‘identibum’

Geoff

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Weekend news and PAR MARKET!

Sunday was the last Hayle Car Boot Sale for this season and I am chuffed that the organisers have received so many compliments from our customers saying it is now a pleasure to go to their sales which are fair to the seller and fair to the buyer however it is fair to add that there should be a wider variety of people selling the plants and a better choice of foods available to the public.

I recently changed the catering that was offered to our buyers and sellers and the compliments are astounding for the teams of young ENTREPENEURS who have produced a great variety of foods for you our customers. Our own Car Boots Catering units are almost ready for use but I believe the lads deserve to run to the end of the season as a tribute to their imagination and flair with their presentation of nice foods.

MABE was well supported yesterday although I believe it was a sellers day and the most of them would have taken very-very good money, during my survey one man joked “I have only taken a hundred and fifty quid” but I also heard of one stall who sold their CAR as well as having a GREAT sell out on their stall, which reminds me someone drove out of Newquay recently and said to me “I have taken ONE THOUSAND two hundred pounds today which includes this car and he has paid so I am delivering to him” I saw the car which in my opinion was not worth the money so to wind the regular seller up I said “What a rip off how dare you con my customers like that” and he went berserk with me! “Your buyer should have gone to Specsavers” I offered “and by the way did you not know that you have to pay 5% in additional to your stall fee for selling the car”? Some people don’t have a sense of humour!!

How many times do you read me telling people to get some exercise and come out into the country for the fresh air and a WALK!! Today all the medical experts are saying that thousands of people die each year through NOT exercising and GOING for a WALK!!
You must get up and GO 4 IT my lovers no use sitting their doing nowt!! “WALK yer bugger” is what they say in the North East and its a good expression and bring Mother!!

PAR MARKET!
We will start our Car Boot Sales on Thursday the 7th of November and I am asking all customers who either want to buy or sell to let me know ‘WHAT TIME’ you think the sale should START?
We are considering a second day but again we need advice and peoples opinions?

Also LISKEARD is another venue we are looking to run Car Boot Sales, your comments would be appreciated to geffers999hotmail.com
Take advantage of the good weather its very near to END OF SEASON but its not time to cry, not yet anyway!

Geoff

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My two picture show Sophie on the left whom we at Car Boots Cornwall have known for a couple of years and she used to work in the catering trailers. She had a very dramatic love life with Kelly who also worked on the catering and there followed a period of pure love and happiness but not all love lives work out happy ever after and the loving relationship was ended! Sad that it was because we all thought that they were well suited however we supported Sophie who was devastated at the break up of her love life and she became a very sad and unhappy Sophie and was miserable for ages and ages!

Today she arrived looking stunning georgeous and happy with the very pretty and new love in her life meet Sophie who is just beautiful and the two of them suit each other in temperaments and good looks so here is hoping their happiness lasts and lasts. Sophie on the right is a professional body piercer of both sexes. I am going to have to ask her a lot of questions when I next see her (more to follow) anyway they both brightened up our lives this afternoon at MABE because they are young and beautiful lesbians and I loved them for their new found happiness today! Come back Sophie’s I want to ask you a few Qs my lovers!

I nearly forgot to tell you that Kelly has met and married so here we have happiness all round! “What goes around comes around” which Sophie on the right has tattooed on her wrist! Love you all our lesbo and gay friends.

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We knew the grounds have been hit with heavy rains over the last 3/4 weeks so at Mitchell we looked on the grassed areas and decided to start the Car Boot which ended up with about 1600 people turning up to buy and sell BARGAINS.
The grassed areas at the end of the sale had stood the test and with luck and dry weather for a few days we can return for the next week with optimism.

Nice crowd of people today not one moan everyone was happy to be out in the sunshine and the fresh air and there was some absolute bargains.
Had a lovely chat with one of our devoted and loyal customers who is in the middle of chemotherapy after breast cancer had been discovered several months ago. She is such a lovely lass and has been so positive with her treatment a model patient. We wish Jenny so much luck and strength in the coming months.

By the way Our Phyllis turned up at Falmouth yesterday looking nothing more than a bit jaded. Anyway as soon as the sale was about to start a heavy shower nearly lost the event but seconds later the rain stopped-Bargain time!
I made Phyllis set her stall out with a few of her weeds and cannabis plants and she thoroughly enjoyed the next couple of hours. The colour came back into her face she had lost that inebriated look and by the time I came to help her put the tables away she looked 10 years younger. Phyllis my lover, you have got to be in it to win it! Its your life my lover. Live the life!

Someone asked ‘What has happened to Russell’? Nothing has happened to the miserable old sod that he is!

Over 25 years all his friends supported him and he has turned his back on them all and only lives within old fart walking distance so why didn’t he come to see them? Because he don’t want to and because he is still the ‘miserable old sod’ his darling wife used to say he was! Shame on you Russell!

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CARBOOTSCORNWALL and Cornish Market World held a very constructive and positive meeting today with a view of CBC running a series of Car Boot Sales in St Austell at their prestigious location known to all as PAR MARKET!

We hope to give more news before this weekend when almost all of the seasonal Car Boot Sales have reached end of season.
We have agreed that if we run our Car Boot Sales on MARKET DAY that we would not allow any sellers of NEW GOODS to sell at our Car Boot Sales however if we run a day Car Boot Sale when the MARKET is closed the above rules will be relaxed on that day!

In short this supports the Market Traders to trade knowing that NO NEW items are being sold at the nearby Car Boot Sale. Please note that NEW items includes plants and fruit and vegetables! Please note NO SELLING of any foods apart from that offered within our Catering Trailers or within the Market stalls.

We WILL charge our usual 50p admission to the Car Boot Sale however our customers buyers and sellers alike WILL have direct FREE access to the Market with a pass out card system in operation.

Market Traders consider this; At our busier locations we have as many as 1000 car to the start of our Car Boot Sales and they are all used to paying 50 pence admission to enter our sales. With PAR MARKET on the doorstep I can certainly guarantee the majority of our customers paying you and your stalls a visit, I WILL bring footfall to your doorstep that is a promise my lovers!

Geoff

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Pick up that dog POO!
At all of our locations we insist on dog owners being entirely responsible for picking up any dog poo from their own damn dogs. Some do it like well bread persons whilst others try to ignore it was their dog who crapped in the first place. It is worse in the selling lanes so I am asking all sellers please let me know immediately if any dog does its business near your stall but remember whose dog it was in the first instance. Most regulars know Aussie John who has been with us for 5 years and will return to home in late October. He is not certain if he will come back to Cornwall again. Of course you will John see you next year.

One Sunday this year at MABE John was following a man with large dog who allowed it to crap on the grass and the man walked on, John stopped the man and said to him “Will you please pick up your dog’s poo” and the man replied “No, I will only pick it up if the farmer comes and clears up the cow shit that’s everywhere” John was stumped however he convinced the man to ‘pick up the poo’ and told me the story. I later found out from Matt of WILD FOODS fame who is the son of a farmer who farms countless Duchy land acres in Mitchell and this is the reason we ask dog owners to take that shit away immediately.

Cow poo is harmless to the land and eventually is washed and lost into the grounds it is a good fertilizer for next year grasses, however if a dog has had a poo its crap carries a tiny worm which crawls out of the dog poo and makes its home into the grass roots. Along comes Mother Cow to eat the grass and your dog poo’s worms and suddenly the cow has a serious illness Neosporin Caninum.m and without doubt this will cause Mother Cow much pain and grief as she will lose her unborn all because some r soles allowed their dog to empty its bowels and not pick up the poo and take it home and put it down you own bog out of danger!

Two year ago I watched unable to help the situation whilst a young cow munched its way through a disposable diaper with contents. Obviously a tourist’s fat little fart child but the ignorance of people who want to just dump the diaper for our team to pick up astounds me.

I suppose some of you would come up with some great punch lines about this story, go ahead but please respect the countryside and our Landlords lands, please!

That’s bad manners my lovers!

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PAR MARKET CAR BOOT SALES ?

Important meeting with Cornish Market World-PAR Market this week! Posted: 30/09/2013

CARBOOTSCORNWALL is delighted to be in negotiations with Cornish Market World-PAR MARKET with a view to running Car Boot Sales at this world famous Market…..A very important meeting will take place this week and you can bet your life it will all be in the public’s interests……more to follow!

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The BBC have changed their minds about the weather today; Watch Home page for updates;
Geoff

MABE & LANHYDROCK are both ON,ON,ON for this SUNDAY! Pack up the car & get ready!
Ok so we had a rotten Saturday with lots of disappointed sellers and buyers unable to earn or spend a few pounds but the right decision was made to cancel. Over 30 sellers attended but as the rain started several of them headed for home. We were down to 12 sellers in the end and the rain was too heavy to proceed. At the same time we were told it was also raining in Wadebridge and was forecast to last till 4.00pm we decided to cancel what was the last of the season at The Royal Cornwall Showground, thank you to the loyal and dedicated Rotary members who have helped this season. A pleasure to work at this locations and a great management team! The best! Thank you!…………. So, what to do tomorrow? Load up the car and come to MABE where there will be loads of buyers wanting to spend their money on BARGAINS be there before 12.30 you will Q for a while and at 1.00pm you get shown to your selling space! You get about 20 minutes to set up your stall (no buying-no selling-no looking) and the horn goes off at 1.30pm and the crowds RUSH in to the Best Boot Sale of the day and buy and buy from your stall! If you take fifty quid you have an above average takings, over £75.00 you have done well but if you have takings over £100.00 that means the BUYERS have done well and if you take over two hundred quid both buyers and sellers have done very well! Come on load up get selling! The end of the season is nigh! Get your Christmas pressies from our Car Boot Sales! The tourists are all gone, all locals, well almost……..So bring mother and the kids and don’t forget your crap sacks for your shiddy dogs darlings! By the way look after all your money and your mobiles make sure you get nothing stolen my lovers!

Sunday; Its 8.00am dry but miserable! (and that’s just the wife)……..X

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