The WARMONGERS are off AGAIN!!
I do not normally get involved with politics nor do I comment on the rights and wrongs of their policies although I seriously believe politics and our country should be run by women but god forbid another Maggie Thatcher, however it is quite obvious the Dumbo Cameron and President Obama are getting ready to waste BILLIONS of POUNDS and US Dollars on yet another phoney war allegedly to protect Syrian people from ONE BLOODY Dictator President Brain Dead Assad and his mad government. Here we have dear old Great Britain, nay the United Kingdom still in DEEP recession and all our poxy Government can think of is ‘how can we waste more of this Country’s monies’ and then we have our alleged dear neighbours America in deeper financial crisis than ourselves wanting us to join them in beating the shit our of Syria and the only voice that is speaking with common sense is believe it or not President PUTIN of RUSSIA saying it could be a CATASTROPHIC and he is at last the voice of sensible reasoning!
But who listens to the voice of reasoning or the voice of the people in this country, absolutely NO ONE? Do you remember when we all petitioned where multi thousands of true British People marched in our towns and cities and pleaded with Warmongers Blair and Bush and 78% agreed “NO WAR in IRAQ” and they both stuck two fingers at us all and their BLOODY WAR is still raging with up to 1000 innocent men women and children dying each month in the war started by bloody BUSH & BLAIR! Let this COUNTRY conduct a real ‘Opinion Poll’ where the GOVERNMENT will be duty bound to accept the result and stop this build up to what could be the worst and bloodiest ever war with millions of innocent people condemned to die for the sake of Cameron and Obama’s personal EGO trips! ASK THE PEOPLE FIRST YOU COUPLE OF WARMONGERS!!

OMG its august the 26th and its Bank Holiday Monday and it is Louise’s Birthday and I forgot till half past eight this morning and I have bought NOTHING not even a card! Could this be in retaliation for her forgetting mine over the last 3 years? Who knows! So if any of you selling today have any real bargains for a lovely lady (now 45 and looks it) under a fiver perhaps we can do a deal.
For those who sympathise with Lou for being involved with me over 26 years text her with advice and it could get me out of the sh*t on 0777 951 7749
PLEASE!!! Geoff

Ok so it was not claimed within the allotted time and in any event the parents concerned reported the matter to the Police themselves so I have dedicated the one thousand pounds to pay for my father-in-laws respite week cos god knows he deserves a break!! That should make me very popular with ma-in-law but I think I will share the week with him cos I am in enough trouble forgetting her indoors BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday Dearest…….X

Name: Suebristow
Email:
Subject: Dogs -v- aunties part time journalists
Telephone: O1-637 – (deleted)

Message: Well done you 2. Wish I was there. Unfortunately Fell over loading up for last sat’s gig at wade bridge. Just a bit worried……know your allegiance is with The community , but remember people in this part of The world do depend on their pets for comfort and Love. Just about to kill one of my outlets..Regards

Thank you Sue for your email in support of the COMMUNITY of which dogs play an important part in peoples lives however this man went completely over the top trying to interfere with something which was under control and none of his business.
I know how people love their pets some are even nutty enough to take them to bed. A long time ago I asked Marge to look for a girl friend for our David and her advice was ‘Tell him to get a dog best friend ever’ how callous.

Lets get our priorities right and deal with the Community first of which you and all of our crowd are members of and who attend our COMMUNITY Car Boot Sales I am proud of all of you!
Get well soon my lover we have missed your money and for the record I have a very soft spot for our dog NANA MOON right at the bottom of the garden!
Love you all,

Geoff

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From geoff camden wiles ()
Sent: 22 August 2013 18:47:37
To: Becky Steadman ()
Becky,

I need a statement from you as to what exactly happened from start to finish then I will print the story in Geoff Says however we have to be very very careful to ensure our facts are correct. Give this some thought please. I am certain the man did what was claimed but who witnessed besides the Auntie?

Geoff

X‏

From: Becky Steadman ()
Sent: 23 August 2013 11:37:25
To: geoff camden wiles ()
Hello!

The little girl told her Aunt “that man just took a picture up my skirt”. The Lady (Aunt) also confirmed that she heard the man’s iPhone make the same noise that it does when it takes a picture. Another person that was with them said he was stood right next to her and the camera did go off.

When I stood with the lady she pointed out the man and said ‘that is the man’. She said it very quietly and the man was too far away to hear her say it and was stood next to his wife at a stall.

He saw me stood with the lady and I could see he became instantly nervous and stood staring at me and the lady.

I could see he was about to make his excuses to his wife and exit because he was uncomfortable in case I approached him so I did before he had a chance to get away.

I said words to the effect of ‘hello sir is it possible for you to come with me as I need to ask you to leave our Car boot”… To my surprise before I could finish “hello sir is it…” The man turned to his wife and said “I didn’t do anything”.

I then repeated myself and said ‘you need to come with me as I have had two reports of you taking photographs up a young girl’s skirt”. He then turned to his wife and shakily said “I didn’t do anything” and again to me “I didn’t, I didn’t do anything”.

In my opinion I would say he most certainly did what the young lady and her Aunt said because he said to his wife “I didn’t do anything” prior to me saying what it was I have had reported to me. He at no point said he would never do something like that or he’s disgusted to be accused or anything… Furthermore his wife was in no way shocked or surprised, she at no point stood up for him and she said “ok we will leave now, can I please find my children first”.

The man then said nothing and I asked him to stand in front of the van and let me take a picture of his face so we know never to let him into one of our Car boot’s again!!!

Bex x

UPDATE; I now understand the family concerned were holidaymakers and reported this very isolated incident to the Police.

It would also seem the pervert was a visitor to Cornwall, I am sure he will not return but it would have been nice for the Mother to at least get one slap across this smug gits face!

Amen!

WHO IS THIS MAN? We need to know URGENTLY!!

NEWQUAY CIRCUS FIELDS Thursday 22nd August 2013-08-23

Nearly 3000 people attended our Car Boot Sale yesterday and we pride ourselves on providing a healthy safe environment for all of our customers in particular for the up to 1000 children who were accompanied by their parents to enjoy bargain hunting and a day out with the family mainly celebrating the school holidays.

We often get lost children and yesterday was no exception with two girls and a very distressed boy who were all reunited with their Mummy so a peaceful and happy ending for all concerned. However we certainly were not prepared for another incident which beggars belief when a very irate lady accompanied by her sister and three children of her family to complain that a man had walked up behind the 13 year old daughter who was wearing a very pretty dress and the man moved close enough to the girl and took and up skirt picture with his mobile phone of the young lady witnessed by Mum and her sister. They complained to the man who moved swiftly away walking towards the bottom of field and as they told me the details I immediately asked Manager Becky to accompany the Aunt to search for the man.
Mother, ‘who wanted to beat the man up’ and the children did the right thing by listening to advice not to take the law into their hands and leave the matter to ourselves.
Within minutes the Aunt identified the man and Becky said “excuse me Sir” to which the man immediately replied “I have done nothing” It was then noticed he was with a woman who Becky assumed was his wife and we believe he also had children of his own. Becky told the man to immediately leave the field for his own safety and he was escorted off site by Arlin and two of our team followed by Aunt who admonished the man’s wife for associating with a man who invaded the personal privacy of her niece!!

The incident has been reported to the Police but what I want to know is; did you see this incident and is this scum-bag a local man or a holiday-maker? We had a similar incident 3 years ago at Mitchell when a German tourist man was interrupted taking pictures of young children he also was ejected from our Car Boot Sale!! Now then, we at Car Boots Cornwall take our responsibilities most seriously especially when it comes to the safety of the children of our customers so I am asking all of our thousands of regular Car Booters whether they be buyers or sellers to keep a watchful eye out for any lone pervert who wishes to take pictures of children whether it be by their mobile phones or by camera!!

Further CARBOOTSCORNWALL will offer £1000.00 reward for the identification of this smug looking scumbag so that we can alert the Police for their investigations.
In conclusion I must emphasise to parents to instruct their children if they are separated or lost from their mums and dads or family members to look for any members of my teams who wear the ORANGE high visibility jacket tops where they will be brought to the gate entrance and looked after by qualified team members (yesterday there were 3 school teachers on our team) to care for them until reunited with their family, it is a very stressful time for these kids to lose their family amongst thousands of people but it is totally unhelpful when once reunited with Mum or Dad for them to ‘go completely over the top by threatening the lost child’ remember the child knows where it is so it is the parents who are lost! Keep an eye on your kid’s mother otherwise they may be recycled into the BURGERS my lovers! YUCK!!

Ps; Car Boots Catering will commence soon and we have had a Public address system installed into our main trailer to announce of any lost children the only reward we ask for is a ‘Thank you’ once reunited with the loves of your lives-your kids! Steady on Geoff, that is a bit over the top!! More like the BRATS!! Geoff XX

You know what it’s like lads everything is going smooth in your lives as you drive home after a hard day’s work looking forward to maybe your evening meal, perhaps a gin and tonic or a six pack and more than anything else a cuddle with the woman in your life ‘the wife’! You put the key in the door open up and immediately you get the impression and atmosphere ‘I shouldn’t be here’ something is wrong, you walk in and then it hits you ‘She’ that’s the wife in the kitchen looks like a thunder and lightning show that has taken over her face and yes she is suffering from yet another bloody headache! ‘Hello darling’ is met with a numbed fizz hogged face and it is almost written across her brow ‘There will be NO food tonight I have got a stinking headache so cook your bloody own’ You ask the obvious question ‘Have you taken anything for it’? The snapped reply “Of course I have” So where do you go from here? Well you could completely take control of the situation by going to the bathroom have a wash get changed and piss off out to the local pub or the girlfriend, but no like mugs and gluttons for punishment you decide let’s play along with this and share the headache.

You then try to make conversation which is worse than trying to make a sandwich wearing boxing gloves with your hands behind your back so this is how I dealt with the last episode of the bi-monthly season of headaches and I warn you don’t try it!! MY missus can be a perfect biatch once stricken down with the dreaded headache so for a laugh I thought I would send her to bed well before me but I had fixed the sheets into a ‘French bed’ which is hard work but well worth the effort. Firstly, you strip off the bed completely then get a sheet and fold it in half placing the pillows on the bottom section then fold the top section over the pillows finally placing the quilt and tucking in so it’s not obvious all hell is going to be let loose in no time at all. Once ready I suggest “Why not have a bath Darling it will probably do you good and make you feel better” (It will also give me half an hour of peace) ‘Ok I think I will’ says the near death pained expression of her now overacted fizzhog face as she departs the sitting room to the bathroom! Peace at last! Its revenge time coming up, for sending me to Coventry all bloody night.

Half an hour later she returns nightie clad and as a nice touch I opened her side of the bed and put her bedside light (with a saucer of milk on her bedside cabinet) on so all she had to do was ‘get in’ (you snot gobbling miserable old moo) and ‘get some sleep dearest’! Next I hear her screaming “what the fuck have you done to the effing bed” I go in, her knees are up to her chest where she if fighting to put her feet through the folded sheet and she is not amused! She jumps out of bed stripping off the quilt, pillows are going everywhere and she rips off the offending sheet throws it into my face which is certain grinning from ear to ear! “I did you a French bed dear, used to go down well in the army but I see you are not amused but I think it breaks the monotony of your headache dear” I tried to assist as she remakes the bed and get told to GFY so I did! Full of smirking and satisfaction I ask ‘Any chance of a quick cuddle before you go to sleep my lovely’ was met with a pillow being hurled followed by some pretty offensive language so I departed the room pissing myself laughing! Amazingly it did the trick as I slept out my stupidity on the settee to be woken up with ‘Are you coming to bed now or what’? My Uncle fathered 14 children and poor old deaf Auntie used to go to bed and he would say to her ‘shall we go to sleep or what’? She used to reply “What” and that’s how they got 14 kids! The ‘what’ in my case was “hands above the duvet and get to effing sleep” GOODNIGHT and not even a kiss!!

But, her headache had gone by the morning as about six o’clock I felt her cuddling into me and making further demands of my body, then I woke up and it was all a dream!
Now then, I do have sympathy for all you lovely ladies who suffer from the blinding headaches but I have absolutely NO SYMPATHY for the two male members of our team who recently phoned to say ‘I can’t come in today I have got a bit of a headache. WHAT? Don’t be such a bloody wimp headaches are totally reserved for women it’s their speciality. But I have just one question ladies, ‘Why do you limp when you have got a headache or is that just part of the act’? Love you……XX

THURSDAY at Newquay Circus Fields Car Boot Sale at 12.00 noon Postcode; TR7 2JQ
Following the success of the two new Car Boot Sales at Mitchell and Lanhydrock we return to our regular location at Newquay Circus Fields for our regular and most successful Car Boot Sale at 12.00 noon. Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times at all of our locations. Buyers should arrive 30 minutes before start times! Now then let us give a thought to those alleged disabled who constantly whinge on flashing their BLUE PASSES as though they are a special membership card to superiority over all of our other customers! You are disabled and you need exercise which is exactly ‘what your doctor ordered’ so enjoy the fresh air and get a damn good walk and stop feeling sorry for yourself!! If however you are not ‘swinging the lead’ and need wheelchair access my team will do all it can to help! I am not being confrontational but I do represent many thousands of people and their kids who deserve just as much rights as blue pass holders! Oh, and by the way respectfully I remind you that these BLUE PASSES have absolutely NO authority on PRIVATE land my lovers, enjoy your walk and GET WELL SOON and leave the blue passes at home!! Ps; This should build my popularity! Enjoy life, its end of season soon! Live de life!! XX

Here is the epilogue blog I left on the 12th August about a charming person who I called a very pretty young lady, now read on!!

The epilogue!
As I walked from the car park I watched in amazement as a party of four people entered the selling field at MABE and one of the party a young lady had the shortest of shorts I have seen for a long time so quick as a ‘flash’ I took her picture from the rear then overtook her to ask ‘Please may I take your picture for our website www.carbootscornwall and she agreed!
I think she is lovely and a breath of fresh air but she was roundly condemned by a few jealous ladies (including my missus) who were not as well blessed as she appeared to be! One comment was ‘She was showing off at Hayle this morning’ I quite liked the clothes she was nearly wearing but here was a nice looking girl being herself and proudly wearing what SHE wanted to wear! I asked her name and she said “My name is Geri Love and I am on Face book” You decide!!

Update 17th August;
So now the tongues have been really gossiping because lots of our customers have said “Geoff you should go to Specsavers because GERI LOVE is a BOY” and of course my missus says “Its a boy” further I am told he-she or she-he is one of Thailand’s stage show stars featuring Girl Boy or Boy Girl artistes!

This story reminds me of one of my ex Landlords who years ago was on holiday with his family, he went out one night with the lads for a piss-up and he scored with a really pretty girl and decided to be unfaithful to the wife who was back at the hotel. Things progressed as the subject of a quick bunk up occurred and after some heavy snogging his hands started to roam and fumble around then he found out to his complete embarrassment the pretty girl had the full wedding tackle concealed and tucked away down below! He was furious but his mates knew all the time and had set him up but did not tell him and nor did he tell his lovely wife!
What a complete wanker but what a bloody good laugh for the lads. Again, you decide but I think Sarah Moon and sister Doreen were right all along and I have to admit my missus must have seen something I missed however a close inspection of the picture reveals nothing but I still think boy-girl was lovely! could my judgement be showing signs that I am becoming a semi-retired old retard?
Challenge on, come again Geri Love I wanna have a chat with you as my readers deserve the truth!! XX

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Geoff Says:

Well now here we have an email from an expert on bullshit which starts off with a warning “Be careful! This sender has failed our fraud detection checks” which means this person is fraudulent.

People come to our Car Boot Sales because they enjoy the facilities we provide in a safe environment where all of our customers are covered by our Public Liability Insurance. We provide adequate staffing to supervise our sales and by the end of this year over 400,000 visits will have been made to CARBOOTSCORNWALL 9 different locations including many thousands of children.

I hate to offend your lack of intelligence but the majority of our customers do like us and they do like the way we conduct our Car Boot Sales in a very safe and friendly atmosphere.

As for being a ‘conceited control freak’ well as an anonymous person who does not have the balls to admit you have a name I nor my wife do not need to take lessons from you! However you are entitled to your opinion but for your information over the nearly 25 years since we have been established we have given pleasure and happiness to countless millions who support Car Boots Cornwall because they know we are the best in the West with other Car Boot Sales throughout the country following the honest way in which we conduct our business!

Ask mummy to show you where the lower key is you SMF!!

Geoffrey or in your case,

GFY!