This man stole the gents bike he is seen taking to his car on SUNDAY at BABE 5th of May 2013
Do you know him?

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Apparently the man rode the bicycle down to Penryn where he murdered two cyclists in a cycle lane. Police are looking for a cycle path! Hah!! Get it! Psychopath!
That is funny tell mother!

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Subject: HAYLE
Message: i make no pretence to like you at all.im not two faced and cant lie but i know you are the exactly the same so will appreciate that. say it as it is or dont say it. my point is theres a lot of very unhappy people regarding hayle boot. they are ignorant and dont listen and have changed cornwalls best boot fair i dont like you but i know you are switched on and will use this against them . they deserve now to lose out as they dont listen wouldnt surprise me if you did an early am sunday boot as folk are talking of walking and you could mop up doesnt mean i like but it seems like a prime chance to swoop if you ask me …. you cant beat rosudgeon as people love it but longrock at 8 on a sunday morning ???

geoff camden wiles ()
12 May 2013 10:49:08
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Rob,
That is a pretty indifferent email, you obviously do not know me to state ‘I do not like you at all’ that is playground talk to which I will not respond.

Geoff
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Well, well, well here is a nice email with up to 20 grammatical and spelling errors where the writer is at pains to advise ‘I DONT LIKE YOU’ several times but then requests ‘will you do something about HAYLE because it is not being run properly and lots of people are upset because the organisers of Hayle are ignorant and do not listen’ Sounds a little like ‘baby talk’ to me? My honest opinion is that Hayle have changed the way they operate their Car Boot Sales for the good because ‘they have seen the light and wisdom of the way CBC run their 9 Car Boot Sales and have copied us and are now operating a fairer system with their car boots by giving buyers and sellers a equal chance to sell and buy bargains. Hayle’s customers seem happy with the changes which is operating pretty similar to Car Boots Cornwall the BEST Car Boot operators in the South West and run by Mr Bighead himself Geoff” (that’s me and my fabulous team) who this writer does not like and I don’t give a ‘flying fluck’ if you dislike me or not.

You address yourself as kernowworld@hotmail surely ‘kernow world’ it is better educated than this!!

Now then, you’re request for me to run Car Boot Sales at Long Rock on Sundays at 8.00am is devious and mischievous so your advice is totally ignored as it is not our intention to try to put Hayle out of business. They have a new camp comic Chairman who has taken advice to operate similar to CBC and it is successful and I applaud their rather belated consideration for FAIR PLAY at their boot sales, it has taken them 20 years to get to this stage (bloody committees)

Now then, you go on to say in your broken English ‘you cant beat rosudgeon’ WALOBs you talk. For years we have listened to hundreds of complaints about Rosudgeon and how they operate their Car Boot Sales and from the evidence we have decided to operate on WEDNESDAYS to give an alternative to Rosudgeon. Reasoning is simple, today a very special person to CBC who lives locally to Rosudgeon tells me the sellers start arriving overnight camping in their vehicles until the opening time of 11.00 am so what chance do real CAR BOOT sellers get when up to 14 caterers take over most of the side selling spaces followed by BIG white van man and his extra spaces who have been queuing ALL BLOODY NIGHT! Where is the fairness in that? What’s that all about it’s called a Car Boot Sale isn’t it?

So Long Rock deserves us and we will operate the same way as all of our other 9 locations and just for the record we have 3 other Landlords and prime locations waiting in the queue to join Car Boots Cornwall group founded by me that’s Geoff Camden Wiles’ that will make 12 Landlords in all and up to half a million visitors to our COMMUNITY Car Boot Sales and the majority REALLY LIKE ME! So my lover it’s Up Yours!!
GFY

(Abbreviated for Geoffrey or Good for you or Go **** yourself!!

Ps; Did you see the fraud detection warning at the top of his/her email to me? Tut tut!

I say it like it is please or offend if it offends then I am happy…………..ish X

RANT!
Warning; first paragraph contains the eff word!
I sometimes get offensive emails especially from those who have piled their car with crap and come to one of our Car Boot Sales and have taken sod-all money and it’s our fault? But my latest complaint is from a person named Verinna (male of female?) who uses a NHS pc address to complain about my swearing in these blogs and stories. I doubt if the complainants view is on behalf of the NHS who I am certain they will have more pressing business than to complain about me using the eff word occasionally but I am apparently being reported, to whom I don’t give a ff! I do realize teenagers read this site and I am certain they have all used the ‘eff word’ much more than the ‘love word’ so they would not be offended by my occasional use of the word f*ck! It’s a lovely word and better than saying ‘sexual intercourse’ all the time and by the way the only swearing I hear at the Car Boots is from the women and it’s mostly against us men but I love it!! Back to the name Verinna, there used to be an ointment sold by Dirty Dicks Chemist’s in Newcastle called Verinna or something like it which was good for getting boils off your bum?
Geoff

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The main reason is because there is such an overspill of sellers who cannot sell at Rosudgeon due to limited space there is nothing worse for sellers to arrive with a loaded car only to be told ‘sorry no room for you to sell’ Over the last 3 years at Padstow lots of the sellers had been turned away from Rosudgeon but there were lots of other sellers who just return home.
Now then, most of the customers buyers and sellers who go to Rosudgeon travel a long way and if they have two Car Boot Sales in one day they will then save on fuel. We charge 50p admission Rosudgeon is a charity so they don’t charge, between the two locations its gonna be BIG TIME BARGAIN HUNT time which is good for you our Car Boot customers!
One man called Chris got almost suicidal threatening to throw himself off the pavement in a cul-de-sac, he wanted Fridays for the boot sales luvvy.

From:
Subject: Cornwall Truck Show
Date: Sat, 11 May 2013 10:37:00 +0100

Hi Geoff

I emailed you a little while ago (March/early April) regarding adding an event to the DAYS OUT page on your fab website. It was for a charity event – Cornwall Truck Show on 27 – 28 July at Stithians Showground.

I know you are very busy now the season has kicked off, but I wonder if you would be able add it your page, – I would be very grateful as I know a lot of local people view your website!

Also I note on the website main picture (aerial shot of Mitchell) that it says Car Boot Sale – Christmas Day 2012 – did you really have a sale on Christmas Day?

All the best,

Sally Jackson

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Subject: RE: Cornwall Truck Show
Date: Sat, 11 May 2013 16:01:50 +0000

Hello Sally,

No we were not at Mitchell on Christmas Day, it was a wind up and to further wind up the situation I have 3 old couples who want to book to come this year’s Christmas Day Car Boot at Mitchell? I don’t have the heart to refuse their deposit, they are so old they might not even make Christmas!

I am pleased to add your letter into Geoff Says with this reply to let all our readers know of your charity Cornwall Truck Show on 27th-28th July at the famous Stithians Showground.

Now then, is there an admission cost if so how much? Send me a leaflet and I will copy it for you and which charity will benefit from your hard efforts?

Kind regards,

Geoff

Ok; Here is the website for further information;

www.cornwalltruckshow.co.uk

Biertijd is a very good Dutch website with a huge variation of short films about people’s stupidity I would ask you to tell me about the reception you get with the link as there are several other ‘naughty shorties’ you should see. Click on to the link below then you can come straight back to CBC hope it works.
Warning this is an adult website like ours and nudity is part of inoffensive pictures therein.

This man is a NUTTER!

https://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=41103 idiot Versus Car Window!

UPDATED 09.05.2013
You will remember I told you we would be recording all of our Car Boot events in the interest of security for all concerned we have now had time to look at the film of the opening of MABE last Sunday. We have identified the man and his team who stole the BLUE bike from a charity stall. We have full filmed evidence of the four men as they entered and when they departed with the stolen bike.

Do you know this man in the front of the picture with the bike?
I absolutely knew that our gypsies who come to all of our sales did not steal the bike however I am reliably informed there were some gypsies from Wales and that one of them had a T-shirt advertising a scrap metal firm with the phone number? Obviously a very professional team of thieves from Wales-enough said!

LATEST: Look to the right of the picture to a man with a gold design on his T shirt he and three others in that group are part of the scam to steal the bike. What else was stolen? You the public that’s buyers and sellers must take more care in looking after your own property.
What happened was all recorded on our in car security system, the five men were seen coming into the selling fields at the start of the car boot with up to 4000 other people. The bike is stolen in the rush and run down from the top of the field and left behind the ‘pound-a-bowl fruit stall’ witnessed by Welsh Babs and Phyllis. The man collects the bike and takes it out to the car park whilst his gang wait for his return! Very clever! But, we have pictures of the entire incident so you bad buggers from Wales WE want our bike back!!

Love is in the air!
Arlin slept throughout the entire incident he is ‘the one who never smiles’ he is so in love which explains his sleeping during the day, his gorgeous partner Rachel allows him to smoke, that’s terrible! Yuck! Wait till his mother finds out. I wouldn’t smoke! Well, certainly not tobacco or nicotine but……

COMING SOON to a place near YOU Car Boot Sales on WEDNESDAYS at LONG ROCK at 1.30pm

Oh, thank goodness for that said more than several sellers ‘we wont have to get up at 4.00 in the morning to start queuing’

Geoff

I witnessed a huge row at Mabe when a man we will call poo-face stopped his car at his boot selling space he get’s out of the car goes to the boot opens it and CRASH boxes and boxes of their selling stuff spill onto the grass and poo-face is not amused! He is seething and the first thing he does is blame the wife, I am parking cars as the scene unfolds! “Fu..ing stupid cow you didn’t pack the car properly, look at this lot” he shouts at her indoors. Then he rants a bit more and involves me with his problem by saying you cannot rely on women!
“Listen here young man you drove the car so it was your responsibility to see the car was packed properly not the lady’s, don’t ruin the event set the stall up, move on!

Footnote; This happens almost every day when I hear the CRASH of an opening boot where your items cannot wait to get out there and be sold!
FFS make sure you pack the car properly and if I am ever packing a car the correct way to do it is to cover all of your items with a large sheet preferably dark. Loads of our sellers pack up the car the night before and probably a good target for thieves so cover up! Now then, my survey this year says; It only happens to the men who open their boots and everything falls out, it happened to me years ago and I thought it was hilarious but you should have seen her face, it was priceless! Oh sh.t was I in trouble or what??

One picture my lovers with a lot of meaning, if any of our sellers would like to run a free stall to raise funds towards the fight against breast cancer see any member of our team and we are hoping for a special event later in the season.
Thank you,

Geoff & Lou

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Great crowd but within half an hour I had a complaint that someone was trying to sell pairs of love birds others complained direct to the man that he was breaking the law so he took them off sale! Within the same period the same man then told me a mans blue sports cycle had been stolen from his stall. I contacted Lou at the front of the sale to warn her to watch for the stolen bike. Too late, the bike had been placed against the hedge behind Phyllis’s stall by a couple of student looking people according to witnesses and another student looking person collected the bike and walked out of the boot selling area! Now then my ‘car security camera’ recorded all events at the gate all afternoon and I shall be looking for the BLUE bike and some student looking men. The man who had lost the bike told me it was definitely gypsies! Not my crowd of gypsies. What’s a student looking person look like? I will have to ask Phyllis.

Geoff

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Now I am not going to be rude to the gentleman so we will forget about the love birds but what planet are you living on young man? You and your partner arrive at the boot sale with at least 20 minutes to set your stall up which was 10 foot wide you finish setting up your stall by placing a large cycle against your car boot table. Childs play. The sale starts and within 15 minutes someone steals the bike from your stall and you don’t see it go, but there’s more, they were trying raise money for charity? This type of stupidity can only make thieves think Car Boot Sales are an easy target!

WATCH YOUR ITEMS THERE ARE THIEVES ABOUT!!!

First let’s get the gossip dealt with about Russell, his daughter did not emigrate to New Zealand she found NZ too expensive so they will look for a larger family house. Russell is in private care at a Falmouth rest home and from the sounds of things the accommodation is good. Trouble is most of the other residents are nearer to meeting their maker than Russell who is an ever lively 86 going on 100 gets fed three times a day out to the betting office to put his shilling each way bets on losers but he has a good life. Russell says when they have got a bigger house he will move back in with them! Mmmmm? I wouldn’t he can be a right cantankerous old bugger at times just like Jim used to be, he is loving it where he is Marge was his first visitor which he had forgotten two days later when the “Queen of Gossip and news” our Ann went to cheer him up. They have known each other for years and remembered old times together but Russell has always had a soft spot for Ann (and a bit more the randy old sod) and she has shown him much respect. As she left the nursing home she sat on a wall and cried and cried for poor old Russell how lonely he would amongst the dying and nearly died old folk Today I ordered a taxi to come at the end of the car boot to pick up Phyllis and Welsh Babs and take them to see Russell he well remembered them both however when he was asked about Ann from the previous day he said “Ann, whose Ann? Stop crying Ann you are great fun at our boot sales and you are well loved by all your fellow workers and we love you for going to see Russell. Thank you.

I must do a feature on Ann she has such a good memory for the fun times at Car Boots, until recently Ann used to have a great stall as a regular over many years at Hall for Cornwall which is a ‘load of rubbish’ Hall FOR Cornwall it is NOT it is a private theatre and certainly NOT for the communities of people who have not deserved for their trading area to be held in the wind tunnel back entrance to the theatre. Before building of the New Hall for Cornwall it was emphatically agreed that the Flea Markets and Women’s Institute would still be allowed full use of the newly built theatre which meant having the sales inside the building. I believe a few toffee nosed people in the offices don’t like the thought of second hand goods being recycled in their building, their building? I thought it was built for the PEOPLE!! It’s for the entire Community stupid, not just theatregoers my lovers! Let me run it for a while?

Rosie is looking so much better after her op and did a stall with Gordon, they sell twice a year and always do the impossible by SELLING OUT within the first hour. Good value stall with loads of imagination and they adopt my policy; When you set your stall out decide that the first two items you sell covers your rent and four pounds towards the car so that is a tenner the rest is yours. I am not saying Rosie was busy but Securicor had to make two visits! Gordon looks quite knocked out doing everything for Rosie waiting on her night and day, I know how he feels.

I genuinely went to the FAIR with Lou last night and was so disappointed at the lack lustre support from the locals for such a well presented FAIR with brilliant rides and plenty of excitement but only small crowds. I know there is a recession on but I hope if I do special evening Car Boot with the FAIR it will get your support or you can blow up your pants!
Geoff x
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