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Please note this these items are outspoken and rude but honest!

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This blog is now outdated like the stories in the Cornish papers but here is a total update of the treachery skulduggery and bugger me as they attempted to closes down my business through exaggerating reality and basically writing a whole load of bollocks (no change there then) read on;

Over the last three to four weeks you will either have seen or been told that the local papers have printed direct from my website only half of a story on my comments featured in my blog “Wake up it’s your property” which went on about lost mobiles and sets of car keys being lost and found and my views about the abuse of Blue Disabled passes. The whole item was as usual from Geoff Says light hearted, straight talking no beating about the bush and a tad confrontational but certainly was not meant in any way to seriously offend any person/s but to bring to everyone’s attention the very serious problems that we have encountered recently dealing with the absolute minority of disabled blue pass holders. Only three weeks ago at Mitchell one pass holder drove her car at Jo-Jo one of our team members witnessed by startled buyers arriving at the sale.
You the reader are now in charge of the Car Boot you are now Geoff and everyone wants to talk to you and say ‘Hello Geoff’ sort of about 100 times from all sides of the sale so how are you going to get the sale started on time? You are expecting up to 3000 people in all to be at today’s sale so go for it! You are in charge of Mitchell our number ONE location (second to NONE in the County of Cornwall) our Car Boots are extremely popular with regular or tourists buyers who descend on the Trethvas Farm every Saturday with up to 850 cars within 20 minutes. You are under pressure from CAMBORNE POLICE to ensure that there is no tail-back from our queue of traffic leaving the A 30 dual carriageway to our Car Boot.

We have 8 signs at our main gates and the slip road stating NO DOGS! Our first on duty member of staff has to check at the main gates every car to ensure that we enforce our Landlords Ruling ‘No Dogs’
Some dog owners protest at the ruling (which is non-negotiable) holding up the queues at the main gates contributing to the start of a tail back! Inside the Car Park fields our staff are directing scores of cars as swiftly as possible to a safe car parking space. The majority of BLUE PASS holders arrive and show their passes and accept the space where they are directed to park but then there are others who demand ‘front row seating’ which is not available, the very few argue and are creating a real tail back because now they want to eff and blind at our people who are not paid to suffer such verbal abuse.
Some go as far as to threaten our staff and one alleged disabled person got out of his car and punched a male member of my team. Our staff identify real disabled cases with wheelchairs in their cars and where possible they will park the driver as near as possible to the sale.

People are asking you all sorts of Qs lost mobiles are being handed in, some B’stard has stolen toilet rolls from two of the portable toilets creating more skidders than enough FFS (Probably tourist caravaners nicked em)and the bloody buyers are now blocking the entrance to the selling field cos Marge and her big-bum friends are in the way! Safety for everyone is of paramount importance, the sellers have all set up their stalls, the bargains are screaming out “come on buy me” the nervous sellers are waiting at the ready, they can see the buyers as the horn blasts and the Car Boot Olympics begins when the first 100 utter nutters in the front of the Q just run like fcuk in all directions and they don’t even know where TF they are going nor why TF they are running FFS! That’s the way to start a Car Boot Sale with the adrenaline and testosterone and desire to spend are at fever pitch but at least everyone gets a fair chance to get the bargains.

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