SUNDAY Car Boot Sales are; MABE at 1.30pm TR10 9HH & LANHYDROCK at 3.00 pm PL30 4AW Bring Mother!!

Two excellent Car Boot Sales today firstly at the famous MABE at 1.30 pm Sellers Q any time after 10.30am don’t forget to put the SUN BLOCK on the kids! This could be a great day with many people wanting to show off their new tans. Two ladies I know did the full spray head to toe in a miserable brown more like TANGO the drink colour which has nothing to do with MABE at 1.30pm or you can go to Lanhydrock which starts at 3.00pm a great location next door to the Bodmin Rugby Club!

WARNING: The HOLIDAY GYPSIES our most unwelcome visitors to our Car Boot Sales stole yesterday at Newquay and we received complaint about the children of the group who are trained to steal from your stalls! I believe they leave Cornwall on Tuesday may they all realize the very bad reputation they have brought to the Gipsies Communities, the Barsts!! LOOK after what is yours at all Car Boot Sales including Hayle & Rosudgeon LOOK after your mobiles and your monies and your kids and your wives and don’t forget to LEAVE your WINDOWS OPEN so the dogs can either escape or get set free by alleged nosey animal lovers or why not LEAVE them at HOME and bring the cat instead! I like cats but could only eat one! Enjoy your day ITS Car Boot ‘Bikini Day’ come on Mother let it all hang out!!
Update 8.30pm 14th July;

We believe the team of stealing children have now finished their holiday here in Cornwall and have hopefully buggered off home to Thiefland however we did have lots of complaints and I must remind all sellers to keep an eye on your stalls and stocks.

Today at Mabe we were well down on sellers and buyers due to the very hot weather however a good crowd enjoyed the thousands of BARGAINS! Becky and I travelled to Lanhydrock in time for the 3.00pm start, the location is brilliant and we were totally surprised at the great atmosphere at this Car Boot Sale and what nice people they are. Most definitely there were good bargains and I met up with a couple of dealers who tipped Lanhydrock to be bigger than our MABE boot sales held on the same day! Bring it on! Congratulation to Rachel our Lanhydrock Manager and her team, a very pleasant experience and a credit to them all!

Our Phyllis was 88 years old today and she reminded me that my (our) Wedding Anniversary was also today and of course I had forgotten (who the hell wants to remember fateful days like that I will never know) Anyway my darling wife remembered and gave me ‘the horn’ as a present, well two actually as she had bought me two air horns to start the Car Boots with, apparently they can be heard up to 2 miles away. We will see when I blast off at Mitchell on Saturday and watch the old grannies jump up in the air in shock hopefully!