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PRESS YOUR UPDATE f5 key updated on 20/05/2014

An expert on ignorance came to the small queue of buyers at TRURO at 11.00am yesterday demanding to know “Why hasn’t the 9.00 o’clock Car Boot Sales started your website needs updating” ‘No sir, it is updated stating the Car Boot starts at 12.00 noon’ but the ignorant old sod argued and would not listen to my advice to update his pc by pressing the F5 key!!

If you have CARBOOTSCORNWALL on your favourites and you select that page say 6 weeks ago chances are the information will be 6 weeks old when you click on to our HOME PAGE therefore simply press the F5 key to update!! Simple as that! The disgruntled old fart returned to his car where his Mrs Fart-ess was equally as arrogant demanding a refund of their 50p each. The woman wanted to know why it says something different on my website and I inadvertently called her DARLING during the conversation and she yelled at me “Don’t you Darling me I am not your Darling” I was gobsmacked as I looked at her dreadful treble chin wobbling face I shuddered and replied “Nope you are certainly right there I am not your Darling thank the Lord! Alleluia!!! I pretended to barf up on the grass! Thankfully they departed the scene!

But, the BARGAINS were unbelievable when the Car Boot started at the correct time of 12.00 noon so the silly old know-alls missed a real treat but a better atmosphere prevailed without their presence and if this reads that “I am being rude about my alleged duo of customers” then you are reading it correctly my lovers!!

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