8 good pictures;

Let’s talk rude fruits & veg!

My picture of ‘The Dick-tater’ got the imaginations going from some of our customers gossiping today as they searched for rude fruits and vegetables on Joey’s stall.
He was a bit embarrassed by it all swearing he was not the model for the well hung Dicktater! If you want a real bargain go for his home grown Cauliflowers (only 65p and pulled up today) they are most definitely Cornish grown within 20 miles of Newquay and they are delicious, well they are when they get to this house? My lovely missus did some homemade Cauli soup and sat over me till the last spoonful, whether I make it to Falmouth in the morning is debateable, so was the soup but what baffles me is how you get egg shell in a Cauli soup my lovers!

Latest on our Rosie today she looked very pale and has been in some pain with her shoulder operation and I felt genuinely sorry for her but then she has tormented me quite a bit so make hay while the sun shines Rosie take you pain and grin and bear it! Mind her old man has aged she has become like Louise wanting to be fed all day. The first three words my missus says to me in the morning are ‘Where’s my Breakfast’ in the evening its ‘Where’s my Supper’ my words ‘Where’s my Oats’ she replies ‘Get to Sleep’!!

Very, very disappointing to hear that Russell has been taken into a home whilst his daughter has immigrated to New Zealand, if this story is true then the full story should be told. Our lovely Marge is going to see Russell tomorrow at the home so she will report back. Very sad days for Russell!

What are your favourite 3 words? Here are 5 abbreviations, expect them to be rude cos they are, can you get the right answers, if so write them on a card and give the card to me, if correct I will give you a free stall and you will be entered into a competition for a WEEKEND with my Mother in Law, 2nd PRIZE is two WEEKENDS! She lives near the river, do drop in some time.
G F Y
F R O
Y O B
F F S
Y S B?

Finally, Lou and I have a lovely Cornish friend who we know from our very happy Dig & Delve days. She was devoted to her partner they seemed the absolute ideal couple but he was disloyal to their love pacts and the bastard left for another woman. (I’ve done it 3 times)(so far) We were very upset for the sad affect the breakup had on her and all these years later she has herself found herself again and is looking to the future in the hope that she could meet a man who would appreciate the really nice person she is and become a partner in her life. She has all her own teeth a very pleasant and happy smiling personality but could possibly be a ‘bit dizzy’ now and again (just like my missus) She is very popular with her car boot friends she has known over many years as a customer she is not a regular seller but enjoys the lively atmosphere at our sales. She has a very happy face with a lovely complexion black hair possibly died (definitely) but she is extremely well presented for her over 50 plus years and keeps very-very fit and I would be proud to have her on my arm but Lou would smack me in the gob! Our friend has recently retired from one of the government services and has an impeccable personality and reputation.

She is a real gem of a win if she meets the right man who will age from 35 years with no complications with third parties (another woman) She is looking for someone who has his own independence, he may be a widower or a divorcee someone with a good sense of humour and someone who can show and share with her mutual respect and in time LOVE! Maybe you are that someone who would enjoy the chance to rebuild your life in happiness with our friend but the ground rules are ‘no heavy drinkers-no smokers’ Our friend will be known as Dee for the benefit of this story. Oh, and I nearly forgot Dee is a very independent and highly intelligent herself, Lou and I would just love to see her find someone to LOVE and I wouldn’t mind betting there would be some good old fashioned ‘rumpy pumpy’ in it for the lucky candidate?
If you consider this item as Lou and me doing a good friend a favour and would like to write to Dee then do so and we will pass the letters on in absolute privacy and you will get a reply from Dee. All you ladies reading this think ‘is there anyone in our family or friends that could really do with a nice clean living partner who could love forever’! She’s lovely, honest!

Geoff
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