Wilf is a character around the boot sales especially at Newquay Circus Fields where he likes to cycle up the narrow sellers lanes which basically is a pain in the bum especially when he runs into old grannies and hits them with his pedals, by accident of course!

Anyway week before last he recklessly left his bike to look at toys on someone’s stall and when he went back to collects bike it was GONE.
TG for that!

Some heartless barst had nicked it worse still stolen it and taken it away or maybe it was sold to someone on the stall where he left it (who cares) but Daddy Johnnie Pitfa was furious yelling at me “I paid three quid for that, call the Policeman”

I mean it is horrible that someone would deprive the kid of his bike but then he was careless in the first place by leaving it around. When Daddy had calmed down he looked on the Internet and found a new red one and had it delivered to Wilf who was delighted but not me, he has also got a new crash helmet which is so big he cannot see where TF he is going so I visualize head banger Wilf will be the cause of many complaints. Why don’t you bring your bloody dog as well.

Wilf is a really nice kid well loved by most (not me I hasten to add) not so sure about his daddy though? Love the both of them. (ish) X

Email from Dadio of Wilf;

The following message has been sent via the website:

Name: Johnnie Adams
Email:
Subject: Wilf !!
Message: Brilliant !!!!! Life would be a lot less fun without you and your excellent team Geoff – and your superb car-boots too, of course !! Johnnie & Wilf Adams