Did anyone notice that my team Newcastle United beat Manchester on Saturday for the first time in over 40 years which is quite a miracle seeing that Newcastle do not have the vast cheque books that most of the Premiership squander on foreign players but in fairness I must admit the Sunderland also do not have great finances and it is pleasing to see they lost again which keeps them well rooted to the bottom position number 20 out of 20 preparing to go down to a lower division which I know will give all those lovely Geordies immense pleasure. Did you also note the Man United are currently in 9th position and Newcastle are cruising hopefully into the top 5 where with luck Man U will join Sunderland in a relegation battle! We can all daydream at times but when you add up the total values spent on foreign players like Van Pussy I don’t think they are giving their supporters value for their fifty quids plus to watch the home matches.

The so called experts like Gary Linekar and Alan Shearer who are cosseted by the BBC earning fortunes telling us their opinions and forecasts which are more often wrong than right, but what exactly are their achievements for England and just for good measure lets add in Mr bighead himself David Beckham?

What did these three in all their years win for ENGLAND? Absolutely SOD ALL and yet all 3 are millionaires who are totally up themselves with Beckham deciding it’s better to live in America with Linekar and Shearer at the BBC and we the licence payer will keep them in rich pickings till they hang up their opinions when they retire!

Now then, let’s look at the Cricket and aren’t we doing terrible in the Ashes? Nope that is not true, England won their last 14 matches and if they lose these Ashes then so what! It’s only a game innit!
Another voice of complete doom and gloom is that Pratt Sir Geoffrey Boycott who has not a good word to say about our team representing our proud Country causing all those Aussies to gloat even more about the Brits and their poor form. From my own memory of Boycott over many years he was a complete know all motor mouth and an average player into the bargain (certainly no Ian Botham) and is yet another BBC overpaid gob shite!
“ Let England win or lose Sir Geoffrey (no relation) but decide which team you are actually supporting cos when you come to give your egotistic opinions more often than not you are detrimental to our team therefore our Country so as they say in Newcastle “Shut your GOB man”

Oh, and by the way Sir Geoffrey just to remind you that the England LADIES Cricket team are the current holders of the women’s ASHES and are in Australia quietly preparing to defend their title, I notice you don’t have too much to say about their successes you old windbag. Good luck ladies from this Sir Geoff Says and our customers.
The last word must be given to Sunderland!!
20 Sunderland 15 18 Going Down!! Hah…