Blog 17.
Now then, the next king thing to happen is one of their diggers (the producers decide for the drama of it all) that their age-old mechanicle digger has broken down irritreavably, so the men have a joint cry! I mean WTF is going on here, grown men, but they are Aussies I mean ffs ? Then, more drama ffs one of their bleeden tyres has burst in the 40 plus plus degrees in heat then the generator is fcked, I mean omg wtf is going on this time ffs. These alleged men are big Aussie woosies, they all think they are actors for certain, they are not for certain! Now then, if they don’t find any gold for an episode then the lying production team panics like fcuk thinking of their lost viewers ffs so they introduce a small chunk of gold that they stole from some short-sighted poor diggers weigh in ffs, they bury it secretly then suddenly a digger finds it that all of a sudden appears to liven up the programme, well bugger me ffs (isn’t that illegal?)