Part Two

Now then, when I park up the fields I plan in my mind when the cars arrive where they will go in the different lines of sellers and I sometimes leave a space at the entrance end of a row for disabled people to have the best walking access to the toilets 3 miles away because I am that sort of a nice considerate person. Last Sunday a man drove his car through the main gates into the selling area jumping the queue and causing lots of complaints from other sellers. He was trying to do a three point turn into my space reserved for disabled. I said “sorry that space is reserved for a disabled driver” and he said ‘Well, I am staying here’ “So you have no respect for the disabled, please move” ‘Fook the disabled, I am parked up here so I am staying’ “Well I want you to move now” He then starts walking towards me with clenched fists ‘ere come ere’ he shouts and I can tell he is getting nasty and probably punchy! “Look, I have got the rest of the cars to park, I hope you take NO MONEY yer selfish bugger”
I had completely forgotten about the stupid looking twit, I won’t call him a twat because that is disrespectful to the twat, twats and the twatesses’ firkin family’s FFS!

But, a couple of the lovely lady complainants from last week asked me about the incident as it seems that he drove straight in from the very busy main gate jumped the Q in front of them straight into the selling field without paying and it would seem he may have been drinking the sot that he is! If I ever suspect that one of our sellers has been drinking I would and have done reported them to the Police. Why should anyone come to our events worse for drink FFS! The man, probably in his late twenties has to resort to threatening physical violence to such an old git as me and I was only doing my job seeing ‘fair play’ towards the disabled FFS!

Truthfully, I seldom get the urge to kick anyone in the goolies cos I know it hurts but this candidate fitted the bill perfectly and my two lovely lady complainants were so annoyed at his arrogance we are hoping he may turn up again and they can do the honours then I can watch, and if he really gets injured then our very own Ena Sharples will be on first aiders standby, a fate worse than not living in Cornwall.

Now then about drinking and malicious rumours. A lady seller had and her friend set up their stall when one of them was completely overtaken by anxiety at her stall and collapsed crashing in their tables spoiling the display and breaking several items for sale (tut-tut) By the time I had been told by various people gossipmongers comments about ‘I bet she’s been drinking’ and were totally bloody well wrong because she was a non-drinker and she wasn’t high on drug neither.

I sat with her in front of her car to assess if an ambulance was required as she had cut her chin and forehead. Apart from the fall she had no idea at all as to why she had collapsed so it was probably one of those awful ‘hot flush moments’ that you lovely ladies get now and again (almost every day in my household) but within no time at all of being in my company she was ‘beginning to feel better’ bless her heart. Who was this lady and her friend, left hand side top row?
Message;
I do hope you is feeling much better and now please will you pay your friend for the breakages, please!

Geoff
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Ps; In no way am I criticising Amelia she is most popular with the members of the Committee and our customers and our team mates. We adore you Amy you little old softie mummy of two.

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