Here they are Mr & Mrs Large and Mr & Mrs Even- Larger the Swingers of Cornwall at their annual swingers recruitment drive.

The bloke in the blue Tee shirt nicknamed Gobby and known to his friends as ‘in need of serious attention’ called me a TWAT on Saturday and my missus thought it very funny whereas I could not understand the joke. There used to be 6 of these swingers, I think they killed the other two off!
Anyway three of them are nice and how they tolerate old super gob is beyond me!
There is a serious question here, what is a TWAT? and you will all reply “you’re one” thanks very much FFS !
Think about it or even send me pictures for all readers to see! What is a twat-you’re one!!

Should you wish to join SWINGERS of Mitchell ask for Kitty Even-Larger that’s the lady in the picture next to renta-gob, she will give you an enrolment form. Whilst you are completing the forms to join the others swingers will look after your guide dogs!

You mustn’t be rude to me