In my previous blog I mentioned that a Ferrell Cat has adopted me for feeding it twice a day, it is charming until you want to stroke it then it thinks you are playing with it then it shows it’s claws and with one swipe it had drawn blood from me on three occasions but it is a beautiful black and white moggie so I will have to see if I can tame it up a bit. Anyway while we were away friends stayed at our house with plenty of food for Cooking Fat they fed it and pissed off two days before we came back from holidays! Today it was back totally hungry and thirsty it came into my mancave instead of walking on the carpet it lay down on it and clawed it’s way on all fours to say hello to me, another reason I do not want to encourage it is because it has fleas which I treated with some rubbish pills that did not work so I tried treating it with the ALPACA spray and the Blidi cat buggered off, I love the Cooking Fat, my wife doesn’t liker it and the cats feelings are mutual. We have two dogs who would love a confrontation with the car because they could get their eyes damaged. So we got up at 3.00 am to leave the hotel for the flight from Portugal which take off at 4.00 am but as you all know you have got to be in the Airport for at least two hours. Now then we arrive at the Airport and there were hundreds and hundreds of people catching flights to wherever ffs and we are all looking like a bunch of bleary eyed josser’s who have been to drinking  and shagging for up to 10 days without sleep ffs! So did we have a good holiday, yes we did almost everything was perfect, wonderful food helpful staff apart from the reception miserable faeces faces ffs, but a great hotel apartment 2 swimming pools and 9 days of perfect weather, we had no complaints at all, but some of the sights of my fellow holiday makers with the ladies proving that bigger bums do not fit in bikinis I mean come on ladies you are lovely but sometimes you show more that you should which was certainly glad to my eyes, I was looking for wifey number 5 so Lou would say look at that one over there who was hideous but I reminded my Lou that someone would love the lady when the most dragonous  blokie came and claimed her. It was great to be back at Truro for such a busy day… TO BE CONTINUED !