Just imagine lads, you have dated this lovely young lady we shall call Sylvia, you ask her for a goodnight kiss you shut your eyes and all you get is a toungie kiss followed by a saliva face wash. French kisses would be completely out of the question but the many other uses I could think of for this longest tongue in the world I had better not write about cos I would probably bring these pages into disrepute my lovers!

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