Newquay circus Fields Car Boot Sales; 9th June 2015

Very sunny day with well over 100 sellers and very well supported with buyers probably over 2000 people at the Boot Sale which started at 12.00 noon. Most of the buyers in the queue often ask ‘Why do you and your staff go around the seller’s stalls while they are setting up’? Good question but a simple answer, security to make sure no-one is selling any of the items like wines, cigarettes or tobacco, spirits, guns, knives or foods of any kind and we also check electrical items to ensure they have safety plugs fitted.

Today I walked around the first 3 lanes of sellers and noticed one stall holder had about 10 large suitcases for sale amongst other items he was selling. The sale started at 12 and with a huge build-up of buyers at the start time everyone was keen to pay their 50p admission and get amongst the BARGAINS so in the first three quarters of an hour sellers traded well and then this happened!

WE noticed 3 young men who were running down the field with a suitcase each and they must have passed at least 100 of you buyers as they ran into the Car Park with their assumed purchases. We thought nothing more about the men nor the cases until we received a complaint at the sellers stall by the original buyer who had called to collect the 3 cases that he had paid for. It seems that he agreed a deal with the seller and paid up-front asking the seller ‘look after them for me and I will call back’

The seller asked the buyer “What is your name, and I will keep them for you” The buyer replies Mr Smith (alias) and the seller put the cases in his boot, however low and behold my lovers the conversation was overheard by a couple of European thugs and ten minute later thug number one goes to the seller and says “I have come to pick up Mr Smith’s cases please” and the seller opens his boot and hands them to thug number one thug number two and yes you guessed it thug number three and that is when the bastards started running to get their stolen items up-up and away and out of the circus fields into the oblivion of THUG LAND!

Mr Smith however comes back to the stall asking for his cases and the sellers says “I have just given them to your mates the blokes from Poland or Lithuania” Now then Mr Smith is black and cannot understand why the seller should have given the cases to ‘Dem Poles cos they is white and I is black FFS’ which is more or less how the conversation went man!

Anyway Mr Smith (who is a great regular at our sales and a decent bloke to boot) was really upset and although the seller gave him a refund he was not amused.
At the end of the sale I talked to the seller a very large man weighing something like 22 stone plus then some more and I have always nick-named him as Mr Splash cos if he fell on you he would splatter your body and bits all over the place and I tell you what he promises that he remembers the men who got the suitcases on behalf of Mr Smith and when he sees them again he will splatter their innards all over Cornwall and I hope I am there to see that, with Mr Smith of course.

Come on you Europeans from wherever you arrived here from to live in the South West this type of stealing is of scum imagination and does nothing to enhance the relationships with our Community of the genuine people who come to stay in wonderful Cornwall and are completely law abiding citizens, I ask you to get to grips with these ‘thugfux’ germs to society who are doing harm to the reputation of all the foreign tongues who come to settle in god’s chosen country CORNWALL and to my Car Boot Sales the barsts!!!!