End of Season Blues at Newquay circus Fields?
I know it is some time before the real end of the season but today was full of dramas without kids so the adults made up for them with their own little dramas. Firstly on Tuesday a dealer bought a very nice mirror for £18.00 paying the full asking price, he took it home to his wife who said “That is not exactly what I want” so he looks it up on eBay and sees the same mirror is selling for up to fifty quid so today he puts it on his stall and asks for £38.00 During the day the person (he did not recognise) who sold him the mirror asks “How much is the mirror” he says £38.00 but you can have it for £35.00!! There follows a really nasty argument with the original seller calling the buyers wife an effing biatch etc etc etc! Now then, the original sellers sold it to the buyer and were happy to accept the original eighteen quid therefore the buyer has every right to dispose of/or keep the mirror or sell it on with NO QUIBBLE from the original sellers! It’s all a bucket of handbags but I refereed the incident by telling all and sundry not to get so agitated over such a matter but typical Cornwall they went on and on and on until they went home! Listen here my lovers, you have one life and one heart don’t abuse either because getting so agitated and STRESSED over nothing could be more than your heart can take! Move on and turn the other botty cheek!!

Next, several complaints about a really aggressive Brown Pit Bull Terrier being paraded by its owner on a long lead and every dogs it sees it presents a ‘fuck off my patch attitude’ growling and snarling and flashing its upstairs and downstairs teeth ready for WAR! One of our regulars has two widgy piddly little rat looking scrawny B’stard dogs and Brown Pit Bull nearly scoffed them both with one almighty lunging growl in their direction. So the complaints came rolling in and it fell to Arlin and me to approach the owner of the Pit Bull to tell him he must take the dog out of the Car Boot and back to the car! His agitated mates demanded a refund of the 50p entrance fee which was duly given and as he and the dog were escorted out of the selling area Pit Bull wanting to ‘have a go’ at three other dogs! Why oh why do people keep such aggressive dogs knowing full well that in a Car Boot arena where there are up to 40 dogs at any one time a really nasty incident could happen causing injury not only to other dogs but also to the people in my care!!

Next, I get called to an incident where a large lady in a wheelchair has ridden over a hole in the ground (I swear it wasn’t there beforehand) and her chair was upended causing the woman to fall arse over tit out of her chair into a heap on the ground much to the amusement of those witnesses with a warped sense of humour! I took a look from a distance and thought ‘I am not picking that up’ anyway I arrived in time for the lady to be reseated and I looked at the hole which was about the size of a steering wheel so a bollard was placed over the hole and with a FREE cup of tea the lady and her embarrassed old man departed the scene! Our Jackie thought it was a major incident imagining a GREAT big hole had swallowed up the dear lady and we would need MacSalvors to excavate and lift the old darling out! Hilarious it was not as I told Jackie to ‘take that grin off your face’!! You don’t very often see her smile it’s normally indigestion! Imagine yourself in the same predicament my lovers if it happened to me I would have made the most of it hoping that my Lou would be so embarrassed he would disown me. Arlin said “I wished I had seen it would have been a bloody good laugh” to be fair the lady herself did have a sense of humour about it all thank god she was wearing trousers?

Next you will remember the story I told about Madam Polish and her bullying tactics and queue jumping well today she arrived to challenge our authority to exclude her from any of Car Boots Cornwall sales and she ranted unreasonably so much so that I told her “this is the end of the conversation, you either leave now or I will ask the Police to escort you off site” and she left immediately. One sad note about her ridiculous tactics to be unfair in all her dealings was a report from a local Charity shop that the same woman had been caught changing prices on the clothes rails and the Charity Shop Manageress was delighted that Madam Polish had been BARRED! I must conclude that most of the Europeans who are settling in Cornwall are pleasant in every way and respect the rules of FAIR PLAY to all concerned buyers and sellers alike!

And finally, the potential war in Syria is exercising a lot of our sensible Car Booters minds thankfully they are all against any actions against Syria over very flimsy chemical evidence and the British Government under the leadership of Dumbo Cameron has now said “We have new evidence” What an absolute load of BULLSHIT Dumbo you are another BLAIR with his bloody WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION which did not exist! Why don’t you do us all a favour and GO TO THE COUNTRY and ask the BRITISH people what they want and while you are doing that can you STOP the BLOODY BBC from constantly talking the war up! We are sick of WARS! Leave the Syrians to sort out their own problems or we may find President Putin and his powerful friends might give us more than a BLOODY NOSE!! NO WAR!!

Gossip! St Austell is finally a 90% chance sooner than you think my lovers!!

Geoff

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