Tuesday, Newquay Circus Fields 12.00 noon start!

Lovely day great sunshine over 100 sellers and lots of buyers and one stupid old fart who wanted to spoil the day. Paul was parking cars with Bob and we have a ruling that there must be a good ‘safety gap’ between the parking lanes in case the “Emergency Services” need to deal with emergencies like a heart attack or a car catching fire or a member of the public becoming very ill or similar.
A man who is well known to us as a miserable and very rude old sod arrived with his missus and daughter, he was being directed to his parking space by Paul but he decided to park his car in the ‘safety gap lane’ and he was politely asked by Paul to move out of the lane witnessed by over a hundred people who were queueing for the start of the sale. “I know Geoff and you can fuck off, I am parking here and that is that so fuck off” the old fart shouted to Paul whose blood was near to boiling point but being the gentleman that he is (on occasions) he again told the old fart to move the car to which he replied “I know Geoff and If you don’t fuck off I will beat your head in with my walking stick” and his missus and the other passenger said to the old fart ‘Don’t be so rude he is only doing his job’ and were so annoyed at his behaviour they got out of the car.

By this time I had witnessed enough and told the old fart to move then he started to argue with me FFS, I said “Move or you are BARRED” but still the stupid old sod wanted to discuss the matter beyond my patience “MOVE NOW” and I pointed to the lane I wanted him to drive to, he puts his car into gear then starts driving slowly down the lane and Lo and Behold he drives straight over a 3 foot bollard smashing it to pieces much to the huge amusement of the growing crowd of buyers who cheered his stupidity and gave the stupid old twat a round of applause cos he deserved the clap!!!

And, he is one of the whingeing old faggots “What are you going to do about the pensioners” Actually Sir, we are gonna shoot them, starting with you-you SOB! (Joke) however I was pleased three people went to Paul to say ‘Well done, cos if he had spoken to me like that I would have chopped his effing head off’ or words similar, but the others wanted to know “Why didn’t you BAR him FFS”? That is a very good question and I will leave my contact email address for your comments and I promise I will not divulge the privacy of your email address to readers, however take this into consideration, his wife and daughter love our sales and I believe depend on his precarious driving to get them to their favourite Car Boot at Newquay see;

I believe his irrational behaviour is a permanent make up of his personality and he is probably in some pain or other and he likes to blame someone else because his world is not going the way he wants it, but imagine being his wife or daughter and have listen to his crude way of dealing with something because he cannot get his own way in life like a spoiled ‘brat of a kid in an old man’s mind’ But someone must love him? God loves him, and with a bit of luck unless he improves his behaviour they two might meet very-very soon my lovers, hopefully!! OMG did me really write that FFS? Sorry God!!

Bottom line; On a serious note TWO bollards were written off by 2 old farts today which is a bit of a sickener because at almost three feet tall they were highly visible and believe it or not they could have been young children and then what? well I certainly know that one of the old farts would have been near lynched by the crowd of queueing buyers!

Your opinion please;