From: Geoff Camden-Wiles ()
Sent: 02 August 2015 18:12:15
To: John ()
Cc: louise (

No, sorry we do not do this type of service all the details you want are within the website!

www.carbootscornwall.co.uk

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Date: Sun, 2 Aug 2015 15:23:28 +0200
From: john.
To:
Subject: car boot sales

Hello Geoff,

I will be visiting Cornwall next September and I’m very interested to buy some stuff in car boot sales.

In order to organize my planning, could you please confirm the dates below of car boot sales between Fridays 11 to Friday 18 September?

Friday 11 Sept in Falmouth at 12.30pm
Saturday 12 Sept in Mitchell at 12.00pm
Sunday 13 Sept in Truro at 12.00pm
Sunday 13 Sept in Penryn at 1.30pm
Sunday 13 Sept in Lanhydrock at 3.00pm
Tuesday 15 Sept in Newquay at 12.00pm
Wednesday 16 Sept in Mitchell at 12.00pm
Thursday 17 Sept in Newquay at 12.00pm
Thursday 17 Sept in Par Market at 9.00pm

Thank you in advance for your reply.

Best regards,
John

Geoff Says,

I am not being rude to John but I do think he has a nerve asking me to reply to his request for me to sort out his Car Boot ittinery in advance of his holiday. For the record we are operating Car Boot Sales full time as we are in peak season. Don’t be a lazy sod, turn your pc on and find out what you need to know for yourself on our homepage updated daily, let your finger do the walking and not get skivvies do it for you. By the way you are interested in buying ‘some stuff’ at my car boots, not ‘white stuff’ I hope. Oh, and by the way to all of our customers please do not text us during our business hours if you phone the Ansa phone message will give you updated information. Looking at the dates above I would not predict any of them actually going ahead at all as we are subject to the British weather or did you want me to do a fecking weather forecast as well FFS! Or is this another wind-up!! Amazing funny, don’t waste MFT. X

The picture is of our adorable Kirstie who was at Par Market at our Thursday Car Boot talking to a gentleman and making a fuss of his dog (dogs allowed) A lady motorist tooted to Kirsty to move and as she drove past Kirsty she said ‘you should get your frigging fat arse out of the way’ I do not know what Kirsty’s reply was to defend herself from such rudeness but I got a complaint in an answerphone message in some broken cockney accent saying “I want you to do something about one of your staff” ending up with “And if you don’t do anything about it I will never ever come back to your boot sales ever again and NOR will anyone else” Since her threat we have had over 8000 people arrive to prove her spell did not work but to call one of my special girls ‘fat arse’ really upset sweet Kirsty because the truth hurts doesn’t it my sweet Kirsty?

Now then, the reason I am being rude to Kirsty is this, we had been really busy at Penryn yesterday and Jo-Jo with Kirsty and her beautiful Sister Katy and myself sat down at one of the tables for a break and the two lads from the rugby club who help us park cars came to the table and Ronnie the elder of the two lads asked Kirsty ‘why didn’t you save a chair for me’? I overheard her reply “I did suggest that to Geoff and he said no fooking way do we want them sitting with us” which was not true but I could see the funny side of her trouble making, Ronnie on the other hand was not amused. Nice one Kirsty, result, game on pet! Take a close look at the beautiful Kirsty, isn’t she lovely, right down to her fat fingers darling!! X