UNLUCKY the horse with its 4 broken legs in splints is to make a guest appearance on Sunday at MABE due to demand from Posh Anne, Ann and others.

Most of our customers know we have made UNLUCKY famous but now we find its going to cost 6 bloody grand to fix the legs!

COLLECTION!

Dustbins will be left our for your small change for this animals future welfare! Laughing and crying tissues will be avaialbe. Please donate!

If we raise enough money I am booking UNLUCKY for a personal appearance at MABEFEST with posh Ann.

Keep farmer MILES away with his sledgehammer!

Dear Marge,
Where are you?

If you look at the animals face it would still look just as miserable after spending the 6 grand!

ps; Must ask ‘got any jewellery luv’ what he thinks

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