Posted on News Flash yesterday 10th

Todays Car Boot Sale is at Newquay Circus Fields at 12.00 noon!
PLEASE be aware young children have been trained to steal from your stalls, if you have any problems do not get involved in any arguments because the parents can get quite aggressive defending their kids. Ideally try to follow them discretely to the exit then identify them to one of our team. WATCH OUT!!

11/07 Update;
On Sunday at Mabe we had expected more to attend but there was the good weather and the tennis as a distraction to our activities and caused us financial loss, there’s loyalty gone out the window I suppose, Marge & Rita turned up in their tennis outfits in support of Andy Murray’s win Wimbledon. What a delight it was for SCOTLAND to see one of their sons win and what a dick-head that Cameron is to say ‘He deserved a Knighthood’ if I had been the PM I would have insisted the Queen was at the match to get out her sword and KNIGHT him on the spot! That would show the world how we all appreciate a genuine winner who has balls!

We have two disabled regulars we call ‘the golden girls’ definitely the Tory rinse brigade and total Thatcherites! You should have heard the offensive language they were saying about Cameron one of them even questioning his parentage by calling him a bastard!! Ladies that is not good enough you got to call him an absolute bastard with no balls!

Right lets get on with the story of these bloody little brats that have got the cheek of the devil. When they arrived at Mabe they stole four items from 3 stalls then went to sit beside the last seller in the line, they then put their stolen items on SALE on the grass and sold three of them almost immediately!! Three quid, not bad going?
When they saw Becky and me walking up the field they took the unsold stolen item and put it back onto the stall they had stolen from! Now isn’t that ingenious! What a lovely scam (must play that one on Louise) so when we both spoke to the stallholder she said ‘I noticed it had been stolen but when I saw it put back on the table by a little boy I thought I was seeing things’ mind you I can understand why she was selling it cos it was a pretty hideous vase and if I had stolen it I would have put it back as well but here is the question to the stall-holders? There were TWO of these little boys and they came to your stall and you are two adults and did not see it happen on a 12 foot stall so what were the two of you doing? In fairness the lady was a bit gorgeous so I could have been distracted as well! Wake up Mummy, you may have to give the bloody vase away my lovely! (and the daughter is quite lovely as well-from a distance) XX

Their next SCAM was to go to the Candy Floss man and say ‘Mister we bought a green Candy Floss off you and they have fallen the dirty ground and me daddy says will you give me another one please’ and the Candy Floss man says ok and as the kids are walking away with the Candy Floss man says to himself “Hold on, I haven’t sold any GREEN ones today!! What a knob! Lets GIVE the fupping stuff away shall we? What a DIV! Gotcha!!

Chuffed with their success they decide to try their luck at the burger van and say ‘Miss, me daddy bought two burgers and he dropped them in the dirt over there can you give us two more please’ “Well you go fetch your Daddy back here first” and the little BRAT replies ‘No he cant come he is too upset’ What a line! Anyway I have warned the head of the family ‘enough is enough’

Just to add the story that Becky our Manager caught kids in the act of stealing at Newquay on Tuesday. Becky told the mother what she had seen but mother shouted non-stop whilst defending the kids who did the stealing. Becky stood her ground as she had witnessed the stealing and told the family they were not welcome in future at our Car Boot Sales.

Go Becky Go!