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Mitchell was well down on sellers but the buyers turned out in force to get hundreds of BARGAINS but what about the one lucky buyer who bought this jewellery wrap complete with contents. The sellers said ‘its only costume jewellery there’s NO GOLD in it’ Wrong and wrong again at least 11 times; My estimate of the sell on value has got to be in the region of £800.00 upwards!

Now then, the buyer and his wife Linda went to Carn Brea auction during the week and a hit and run driver smashed into the wife’s van damaging it so badly it could be written off, no-one witness the accident and my lady Linda sat on the ground and cried and cried and cried! Bright husband asks to see the security camera footage and the crash is witnessed so hubby phones up and says ‘what about the damage to our vehicle’? Admitting to being the hit and run driver the man says I am sorry, I will pay for the repairs through my insurance company. So you see you can be having a sod of a bleeding week then all of a sudden your luck can change, I am not being rude but I have just nicknamed the buyer Mr GOLDEN BOLLACKS!! Jammy bugger but where were all the other dealers? Got any jewellery luv?

UPDATE: I was wrong they are not husband & wife but they are ‘an item’ he was so chuffed with his purchase he SOLD Linda one of the rings for forty quid so he is in a tenner profit already. If I did that to my Lou she would kick me in the gorbals (nuts) and we would be ‘an item’ no more! You TFB!! XX