Here is a quick rant about all the fuss that has been made concerning the election of a new POPE! The climax of it all is when a pair of maroon car boot curtains open to reveal yet another boring old fart who is older than me and not as fit. No disrespects to the Vatican or Catholics but I mean why dont they move with the times and why was there no women included?

Woman is GOD retire the old farts and lets have Bishop-ettes and a POPE-ETT for a change. I recommend Marge who I am sure would sublet some of the larger churches for our indoor car boots.
The new Pope has called himself FRANCIS isn’t that a woman’s name?