On Sunday at MABE I was met by Dave (GAJL) who tells me he had heard at Hayle (the gossip capital of all Car Boot Sales) that he and me had a scrap and that a motor-cyclist was going to punch me!
Not TRUE! The motor cyclist did not understand plain English “YOU CANNOT PARK THERE” then he questioned my parentage!
I am the complete BASTARD so what!
But for me and Dave to have a scrap is not likely the only scrap we would have is GOLD!

Next story is about MARG! Bargain hunter of the year at only 50 pence!

Geoff
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Roundabout complained about being mentioned on this column but he did recognised the name, not to be confused with FAT BLOKE!! Ha Ha Ha!

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