We have a regular customer who for all of his sins supports SUNDERLAND and this weekend his team were beaten 8-0 by Southampton and the first OWN goal scored by Sunderland is apparently going to be the GOAL of the season scored for the other side! What absolute embarrassment for the team who had to go in person(s) to their HOME fans (but most of them had pissed off home) and beg forgiveness for their dismal nay crap performance in the aptly named STADIUM of Light now known to all Newcastle fans as STADIUM of SHITE!

Anyway this SUNDERLAND supporter arrived to sell on Sunday nowhere near the gobby bugger he normally is (I think he had been crying) so anyway Alice and I went to get his rent which is ten pounds for his van but as a gesture of goodwill I said to him today I will only charge you EIGHT pounds to remind you of the dreadful EIGHT nil beating your crap team got yesterday, he WAS livid cos his missus took my side.

At least the Sunderland FC had the decency to refund all Sunderland supporters ticket charges because of the hideous result, apparently the alleged fans were offered FREE tickets for the next HOME game but they all said “no bloody fear” and I cannot blame them.
Can you imagine the stick they are going to get at all of their away matches with the chants of “Eight NIL” EIGHT NIL” at every stadium. But then I support Newcastle United who get beaten most of the time but never, ever, never by EIGHT frigging nil Geordie Lad! Apparently another bloke who get seriously pissed off with Geordie Boy (Mack-em-n-tack-em) he bought my ‘special customer’ a box of AFTER EIGHT MINTS! Brilliant!