Over the past eight days there have been incidents where men have taken it upon themselves to be extremely rude to some of our lady sellers merely over ‘she pushed in’ incidents which must take the complaining men back to their childhood. So what! I witnessed one lady driver push in because the idiot male driver was not paying attention so she pushed in and he became a genuine motor-mouth reaching into his vocabulary of filthy words he sought to ‘get even’ for the two spaces she had gained by being awake. He jumps out of his car still ranting and I told him he would get an immediate refund to go and banned for his aggressive attitude if he carried on his abuse the stupid ugly looking twat!

He ended up apologising which in my opinion was meaningless, he had spoiled the lady seller’s day who ended up in tears, I moved her further away from the bloke who caused the incident and she ended up having good takings. Saw her again the following week and I took issue with her as to why she allowed herself to get so upset over the incident to make herself cry! Ladies, don’t cry, that is just what the twat wanted but you should stand your ground, if you are crying you are out of control. Be strong FFS! Crying is for kids!

On Saturday we had another incident where a stall holder lady ended up crying over some abusive bloke which incident amounted to ‘handbags’ but the over dramatic crying and overacted stress of the lady rather ruined the atmosphere for fellow car booters who were only there to make a few quid and now we have a neighbour bleating on about fcuk all really!

Then on Sunday at Penryn it seems we were honoured by a team of ‘visiting gypsies’ who were far from well behaved unlike all of our locals. The mother had given one of her brat kids a fiver to ‘buy what you want’ so the kid aged three years (accompanied by an older person) buys a car from a stall for three pounds handing over the fiver and getting two pounds change. Now then, you cannot serve a boy or girl of three years old nor can they buy off you at the age of three it’s against the law!!

Half an hour after the car is sold gypsy mother sends the kid to the stall “Get yer money back” and the seller says ‘No, I could have sold it to someone else’ and she stands her ground only for Louise to tell her she should refund because you cannot contract with a kid of three. By this time gypsy mother is showing true breeding with threats to smash the stall up and kick the stock all over the place and with a few choice swear words mother is acting like a woman outside of control of herself and basically she is acting like a furking nutter! Anyway, the refund was given and Louise in turn gave the seller a £3.00 off voucher for her next visit.
However she got herself so stressed up and cried her way to packing up her stall and going home her day ruined. Mind, in fairness the gypsy mother was pure evil and frightening with her threats, had Lou and I not have been to hand the incident could have happily got CBC bad publicity.

Parking you sellers;
Our lady sellers take driving to me for their allotted parking sellers spaces in their stride but you always get one nerdie blokie who wants to do a 3 point turn in seven moves who really is a pain in the arse and he is holding up loads of other moving rows of sellers FFS!

And here is one word of advice “It doesn’t matter where you are parked in the field, if you have the BARGAINS the dealers and the buyers will find you, nothing is more guaranteed”
And, just as a reminder to those BLUE PASS HOLDERS don’t show them to us unless you have a disable wheelchair to unload, the rest of you, the walk is ‘just what the doctor ordered for you’ get some exercise, that is of course if your Blue Pass is not borrowed nor a fake nor a photo-copy my lovelies!