Today made life worth living with lovely warm sunshine plenty of happy faces and I was so chuffed to see some of the old gits that I seriously thought would not make it through the bloody rotten winter we have just kicked into touch. A great atmosphere returns to the famous MITCHELL and 70 sellers took realistic takings three that I spoke with had gone over the £100 quid’s. But you always get one moaning Minnie who said that 50p was too much to charge admission as she clutched to armfuls of BARGAINS ‘so I am thinking of charging for PARKING instead at two quid a car’ and was told to ‘piss off’ These Cornish can be so course at times!
If you were there thank you for your support and if you were not we missed your money!

GERMAN Binoculars!
Ok so I got it wrong the man who bought these World War 11 bino’s for a fiver made £1600 plus quid’s but here is some absolute SOUND ADVICE!!

NEVER ever have an auction finish time at 3.00 pm on a SATURDAY afternoon and it is a proven fact that you will make MORE MONEY selling on eBay for TEN DAYS starting on a THURSDAY and finishing on a SUNDAY evening. Think about it my lovers, buyers have 2 weekends to decide and when the auction finishes there are NO SHOPS OPEN and women (I love them all) need to spend, spend, spend!
So men after teatime give the Missus 20/30 quid and say ‘here darling treat yourself to something on eBay I am off to the pub to see the girlfriend’ You could come unstuck with this attitude that’s why I have been married four times my lovelies. (I just like wedding cake)

Here is a joke sent to Pope-ette Marge from a Catholic;
To honour TWO living Pope’s Benedict & Francis the new name for Vatican will be FRANKIE & BENNY’S…..? I still don’t get the joke?

Take Care but get some fresh air with exercise tomorrow and Bank Holiday Monday at Truro at 1.30 pm could be very busy and you could get some BARGAINS and bring Mother! Come on you ‘fine weather friends’ move your butts!
ITS NEWQUAY on TUESDAY & THURSDAY!!

AND, and DO NOT FORGET the clocks go backwards or forward tomorrow!

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