Blog 21.
Anyway, they are now married, and, and of course they do not live happily ever after as predicted by me because he has found out that his dearest latest aquisition has been acting in some seedy films and that Amber’s naked body pictures are all on the Internet which could ruin poor Johnnies world wide reputation, he asks her to stop and he wants to supervise whatever work she is looking to do in future ffs but then Johnnie realises that if there are any disputes arguements or differences of opinion the dear Amber will punch 7 shades of shite out of him ffs he tries hiding in 17 different bathrooms in his mansion (maybe, slightly exagerated there geffers) which really hurt time and again but he didn’t go about painting bruises on himself like Amber Heard did just to convince her lies, the naughty sod so she is ffs!
I mean, What I have in common with Mr Depp is this, he smokes the finest weed in the land so do I, but unlike him I have never snorted coccaine, I have done mushrooms which could have you climbing up the king wall without a pigging ladder with only one leg ffs looking for more mushrooms on the figging roof ffs, oh yea and how about this when my son was going out ‘with the lads’ he bought exctasy for himself and his mates! As a father full of responsibility (allegedly) I demanded before he went out that I wanted to try one! he reluctantly gave me one after I had paid in excess of the going rate. Later I swallowed it, in no time the b’stard pill took over with a rum and coke and a spliff or two or more that completely blew my head off, I tried shutting my eyes which were bulging so my lids went into semi-retirement, I could feel and see fking great worms crawling out of my bum climbing up my figging legs ffs rats were running accross the ceiling followed by monsters crabs trying to take nibbles out of my now naked body that must be the third time I have had the crabs, in bygone days if you had crabs you could claim for the nippers ffs (I am such a king liar) it was not a pleasant experience but wtf I am still here aint I ffs!