SATURDAY Is OFF OFF OFF FFS! Back To Bed Time! FRIDAY At FALMOUTH CAR BOOT SALE (Was Cancelled Due To Weather High Winds And 40% Chance Of Rains // WEEKEND Starts With SATURDAY At MITCHELL At 12.00 Noon // SUNDAY At TRURO CATTLE MARKET At 1.00 Pm // St COLUMB MAJOR At 2.00 Pm // Enjoy Your Day, Live Longer GET THE JAB My Lovers, Proper Job!!

News and history (see Geoff Says) Today is CANCELLED at MITCHELL because the Landlord conceded that the BBBC got their forecast right for the first time at Mitchell ever! I do not care what the BBBC say about tomorrow our Car Boots will be on on on. See down below for Sunday dears!    TODAY is SATURDAY  and it is 7.30 am it has been pissing down since 5.30 am and it’s going to continue till it’s finished filling all yer water butts my luvvers! Now then, the BBBC have rarely got their forecasts right but today they have and here am I sitting smugly in my mancave watching the rain bounce off the ground and enjoying a quiet spliff that some very kind gentleman gave to me last Sunday “here Geoff try this” so I did and that is why I am stupid enough to find the rain romantic ffs and because I forgot to bring my coat I am unable to ‘go do her breakfast’ result or wot man until the rain do stop man, know wot I’m saying! FRIDAY Falmouth (was cancelled yesterday due to weather and winds) SATURDAY it’s MITCHELL at 12.00 noon// SUNDAY it’s TRURO at 1.00 pm // SUNDAY it’s St Columb Major at 2.00 pm! Enjoy!  Geoff