Over the years one of our customers has gone so over the top with his WIND-UPS that occasionally he becomes ‘a pain in the arse’ I felt so lucky when I noticed him shopping in Lidl’s so I collected 2 packets of condoms and slipped then under his cornflakes in the trolley whilst he and his wife were talking to Lou. Clearing the checkout I waited for his turn to empty the trolley when his wife saw the packets of condoms and BINGO I had scored! I could not hear the conversation but it seems he was getting a HELL of a BOLLICKING then he suddenly saw me and my SMUG satisfaction! He made some very crude and offensive arm gestures to my total happiness! By the way his name: WILLY!!