My Allegiance is to CORNWALL and King William and the memory of Princess Diana!

What is wrong with the British public with the alleged support for Prince Charles who conned his way into the beautiful life of Princess Diana so he could get his wicked way to sperm-up and get another heir to the pigging throne then it’s off old big-ears goes to the ugliest alleged royal personage what’s her ficking name I seriously have completely foregotten ffs! (stoned again) It helps to have a smoke but I certainly will not be watching the sham Coronation, blocks to that ffs, I think it’s right that our Car Boot Sales go ahead AND we will still be proudly flying the St Piran Cornish flag!

I was devastated on the day that HRH Princess Diana died like the huge majority of our communites, hold on I’m going onto Google to find our that bloody womans name ffs! Wait! That’s it I knew it had something to do with soap it’s Cammillaa probably not spelt like that, who gsaffs. But imagine this you think you are the top personage in the world you are the King with big ears, you are spending billions of our money organising a sham Coronation extravaganza and then you get crowned (I wish I was doing the crowning ffs) and you think the whole world loves you and you have the effing nerve to ask the British public to give our allegiance? for what you joker? then you celebrate by getting pretty pissed up man yer know what I’m saying man, then it’s time to go to bed with your chosen Queen who is Camel for short and her is standing butt naked ready for you to feast upon her bodily delights and you take one look at the face ffs and fcukme (no thanks) it’s Cammilla, I would run a king mile man wouldn’t you though! I mean, I all childrens homes that have an open fires they should put a large picture of hershe placed above the fire, that’ll keep the kids away the dear of them.

Now then, being in The Life Guards (senior regiment of the British Army) in 1956 I should be a royalist, my barracks were in Windsor a quarter of a mile from the Windsor Castle. On my second year I was asked if I would like to go to the Famous Smith’s Lawn where Polo was played and I would be working in the Royal enclosure and paid extra for doing the work which was to be on standby in this huge Marquee turned into a changing-room for the Polo Players. It was all happening there in front of me the Queen with super brat Prince Charles and little biatch Princess Ann and the (now deed) Duke of Edinburgh who was playing in the Polo match and all their guests in the Royal Enclosure plus the hundreds of suporters and members of the watching public, now then this is true! I know nothing about Polo so I was watching the match for the first time outside the Marquee when one of the players and his horse barged into Prince Phillip knocking him off his horse to the ground. All the other players grouped around Phillip he eventually got up to his feet and headed to the Marquee where guess who was in charge, me ffs!
I asked him if he was ok he replied ‘Did you see the incident’ I replied ‘Yes, from a distance’ He took off his shirt to change and I noticed a bruising on his back he asked ‘Is there any bruising’ ‘Yes on your shoulder’ he asked ‘where abouts’ and with my index finger I touch and pointed to the area on his back where he had obviously fallen hard when the other player had accidentally (he says) charged into Prince Phillip. He was very pleasant polite like I was, he went out to the field and the Royal enclosure where the Polo match interval was in progress.

Now then on another occasion members of the Royal family were in the Royal Enclosure (so was I) and during the first Chukka interval all people in the enclosure were invited onto the Polo Pitch to tread in the soils disturbed by the horses, I followed the crowd ‘treading in’ and low and behold big ears and his ‘skin and blister’ Princess Ann were right in front of me, Charles the little shti picked up a clump of turf and threw it at Ann ffs! ‘bloody good shot mind’ He was well told off but took no notice of his bollicking. Next time I saw him he was being crowned Prince of Wales and didn’t he look an absolute twerp and what an embarassment he looked, hilarious for some countries to watch including WTF and WhoGsafffs and Puke-ins Russia the total knob end of the whole world.

So, my Allegiance is not for you Charles you have not deserved it, you should have abdicated in total favour of the real King by your own default the son of you and HRH Princess Diana, King William who would really shake up the Monarchy and be a real genuine KING of the people, the sooner the better.

Hope Camel trips on her gown fs.
Geoff Says

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