If any of the following offends you, I am not sorry you have the right to your opinion from there on in, I don’t gaf! so there I will still write ffs !! Love you, XXX

Yo yo, my man and my good lady and the others who are not sure, it’s pigging August fs, it’s 4am and it’s pissing down outside and it’s Saturday and I am pretty fairly stoned so I have to make a decision ‘Will Mitchell & PENRYN Campus Car Boot Sale go ahead’ after receiving the view of my team and a Landlord, and the ground conditions so for the moment 4 hours to go so I don’t care ATM so lets press on with the pads darlings and gossips. The reasons that I am so highly (stoned) is my legs woke me up with severe pains, I have been on new pills for 2 months to no effects at all so a smoke of two or more rums and cokes will help me cope with the pains amen!

Now then, now then my lovers we are all so proud of the British Ladies Football Team who have put England Britain and the United Kingdom well on the map for the future of womens football skills Worldwide and they have done it all without IAN WRITE ffs, motor mouth, nice bloke, knows it all, knows sweet fa, only scored 10 goals in his entire career for ENGLAND and yet these ladies have scored 666 Goals for ENGLAND between themselves, now isn’t that amazing “GO FOR IT ENGERLAND!! By the way Ian Write has two lovely daughters who are following in their fathers football steps and from what we have seen these young ladies will certainly be in the England team and score more goals each, more than daddy fs!!

Our team of nice looking young ladies were a total credit today as they beat Columbia 2.1 in a hard fought match again a credit to all of their millions of supporters, with respect our team are good lookers but compared with some of the female players from all over the world a few had faces more familiar to men, didn’t they though? Talking about football I have supported Newcastle since 1967 and our team got to 5th position in the Premiership but then the idiot Alan Shearer another motormouth like Ian Write (I think that’s how you spell his pigging name) Shearer is now forecasting Newcastle will not do it again, well bolax to your thoughts Shearer you overpaid nerd as a journalist who seldom gets his predictions right but it is an offence to the greatest supporters of wor team so shut yer pigging gob sir nobody! And by the way Shearer when you was manager you mate took Newcastle down to the Championship didn’t yer though ffs! Then on this day if you look at the start of the season after one match “we are top of the league, say we are top of the league” Go, NEWCASTLE!! Latest; 31/08/2023 We are now 13th ffs bonny lads ffs!! To date with all the matches I attended over the years the best ever players for Newcastle United were Malcolm McDonald and Kevin Keegan and for the record it is 57 years since England won the World Cup when I was Entertainments Manager at BUTLINS Skegness, I was 28 years old. I cannot repeat the drunken celebrations among and knob-ends the 5000 campers and virgins galore were suddenly ‘no more’ oh shit ffs, I am no longer a virgin! The chalet lines the ‘goings on and off’ were as memorable as the match, brilliant days.

Go for it England, it takes the WOMEN of our World to show the men exactly how to win and win with grace, charm, and skills! None of this overacting an injury when the men roll over and over with the slightest tackle to waste time fs! Love you all Ladies, but but but, I cannot see England’s second team ‘the men’ under the present Manager winning or even being runners up, perhaps we should get the Ladies Team Manager the wonderful Sarina Weigman to replace the characterless (the man who could not take a winning penalty and fuct up for his country) Gareth Westgate a total dickhead and knob end to boot me ansomes! That is so offensive to dicks and knobs ends, aint it though, dears WTF! Is it Southgate or Westgate, I do not know, nor do I care ffs!

Geoff

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