Today SUNDAY the 26th of March our Car Boot Sale at Truro was well supported all of our customers were aware of the new signs “BEWARE PICKPOCKETS” so the event was aware to be aware. A good crowd of sellers were trading well to be seen by the amount of boxes carrier bags trolleys all loaded up for their new homes as seen by hundreds of satisfied buyers making their way to load up the car, and then? back for more!! So all in all a nice pleasant day Marge, Ann, Posh Pat, have’nt seen Rita for ages the dear of her. As soon as the Car Boot at Truro starts I go the Marguerite catering to buy a bacon roll which I share with the dogs. The bacon rolls are the best ever, they have a full menu with very fair prices and the cafe is imaculately presented by mother and daughter. We have been together since 1989 their catering is superb, thank you, seems like a nice pair? Gone have the days dears! Now then, thank you all for coming to our sale today we are looking forward to starting at MITCHELL on Easter Saturday and at PENRYN CAMPUS at 2.00 pm same day the 8th of April.
Today we had 13 really late sellers? Why? Because they forgot to put their effing clocks forward didn’t they thou with some cheeky b’stard of a husband tried to blame his wife ‘she forgot to tell me’ ffs! What a nervey nurd WTF!
Mothering Sunday!! 19th March;
Now then look ye ere my birds, it’s Mothering Sunday at TRURO really happy events with everyone doing their own thing man, we have been doing this for over 32 years without incident yet today we have been targeted by shmookow ‘PICKPOCKETS’ who stole a purse and another pocket to be picked was deprived of £30 quids. So now we have reached the depths of scum-ness but may I hasten to add that ‘scum-ness’ does not include our thousands of loyal regulars whom we all know and appreciate their total loyalty; Summary; If you are smart enough to catch one of these scums may I have the priveledge of being the first to kick them smartly in the bollix for bringing humanity into disrepute, may the crutch of your trousers rot so severely that your goolies turn you into a skunkified mess (like your brain-mash) and full-on with the new COVID blessing for you “oh and by the way we know the group of people who are the stealers they are not from around these parts so, who did the PICKPOCK-ETING we just need a genuine witness!! Watch out there is a thief about! Did you see anything? Well it’s a bit late now, aint it though ?? Amen. x
