I have never stopped laughing!

When we opened MABE an old man called Bill (now deceased) told me he was going to write to the Council to complain that the signs we put out on the roads were illegal and he was going to get the Car Boot stopped.
The next time I saw him was when I was parking up at MABE near the catering area and BILL was driving his car at me determined to park in the wrong place! He kept driving and his car hit me in the shins before I could move!
I shouted ‘You stupid old bugger’ and continued parking.
When I looked back at BILL he was on two walkings sticks which he raised in the air shouting to me “Come ere you Bastard” and he promptly…………..FELL OVER!!
Bless him! The old git!

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