Directions to PORTH from Mitchell Car Boot Sales and todays gossip!

End of season now at MITCHELL but as so many of you know where MITCHELL is then I suggest you go left and follow the signs directly to PORTH Beach Holiday Park. Lots of nice compliments today about PORTH because our customers know how hard it is to open Car Boot Sales for them to succeed!

If I was staying at a Caravan Park in Cornwall it would be HERE at PORTH (then I would’nt have to get up early on Saturdays)but its got it all peace & quiet, lovely views, great walks, fresh sea-breeze air, a great local who actually like people!

Come on Mother-lets book in for a second honeymoon its on the doorstep so if we fall out I can bugger off home my lover!

ps; Only one problem you got to bring your mobile home!

Anyone out there got a mobile home to hire you can advertise FREE in the Geoff Says column!
Careful drivers only of course!

Send all the details to and 2 pictures contacts etc!