I should like to thank the Bloody BBBC for giving us such a dreadful forecast that from 12.00 today there would be heavy rain from 12.00 noon which was a total load of tadpoles borroxx FFS! Your bloody forecast ruined our business this weekend where more people who watch your diatribe would have could have should have come out into the open air and made some dosh. As it happened I gave all of the sellers 7 in all and the caterers and Joey fruit & veg man and all of our buyers who supported well but I am telling you this the sellers had a field day with buyers handing over loadsa dosh mate and they all got in free and I watched some of the empty stall ffs and I cried all the way home. In life you have to grab your balls and go 4 it today’s sellers did just that and they all went home tickled pink the dear of them all. We will go ahead on all weeks unless there is appalling rain but we must have support from sellers and buyers otherwise we may have to become seasonal from next year which would be a shame. Anyway it was nice to see so many of our regular buyers and sellers and it had not gone unnoticed that one or two of you (more) had put on  more than a few pounds sir and madam! Before you start, I have not, I weighed in at the hospital the week just gone which has been consistent, so there! Good news on it’s way I do believe. Geoff

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START TIME 12.00 noon!!

Sellers should arrive at least one hour before the start times, if you want to set up earlier and pay an extra £5.00 then you should arrive at least two hours before start times at all locations. We plan our usual Car Boot Sales for this year at FALMOUTH, St Columb Major, Newquay (Tuesdays and Thursdays) and Mitchell all start dates to be finalised. ENJOY! Geoff.

 HISTRY! HISTRY!

SUNDAY at TRURO City Cattle Market at 12.00 noon then on to the ‘major event of the week’ St Columb Major at 2.00 pm!! all of our Car Boot Sales with the exception of TRURO are subject to weather conditions. ALL THIS WEEKEND ARE ON!! ……………………………

BE AWARE that HELSTON RUGBY CLUB is no longer part of our group of Car Boot Sales established in 1989 The CHAIRMAN is an ignoramus who has shown blatant ignorance to my team of Nigel and Connie and myself. He would not allow us to have use of the TOILETS for our female customers and their children for the first three weeks. The only person who has shown respect to ourselves is HOLLY PERCY who has made efforts to PROTECT US FROM THE IGNORANCE of  HELSTON RUGBY CLUB CHAIRMAN whose name is not worth repeating. We have traded with a company who are HELSTON based for around 15 years, they warned us of this mans blatant and offensive attitude. May his pants rot and may he fall through and break his freeking neck ffs!! Geoff Camden Wiles 26/06/2022 ………………………

Enjoy our CAR BOOT SALES FREE PARKING £1.00 admission for all ADULTS all kids are FREE up to 15 years. See the details that will help buyers with further location details. SELLERS all details on this page will answer most questions you may have, enjoy selling you are there to make money, display your stalls and be pleasant to your customers for all concerned. Keep an eye on security of your stall make sure NO-ONE take any item off your stall without payment and by the way ‘stay off your mobiles, it is a sign of boredom speaking to an imaginary person that doesn’t exist fs! Do NOT leave any rubbish around your stall please, it is against the law to fly-tip dears! CORNWALL is the best ever place to live enjoy our countryside, live de life, bless up! Geoff  X ………………..

Sunday 24th October; Serious overnight rain and heavy drizzle most areas killed off the chance for a lot of  ‘shall we or shall we not’ brigade load up the car and sell at TRURO? they are the chickens in my book, the others they are the heroes and winners because only 38 sellers turned up so they were going to ‘take some serious dosh’ because our buyers had turned out in their hundreds to support the heaving stalls with bargains and happy sellers taking the dosh-dosh my man. It was a pretty rough day business wise for us but the satisfaction I got was to see how well the buyers hand bought as they went backwards and forwards to their cars with their purchases, happiness was in the air the hills are alive with the smell of watered down cow dung ffs from the pissing down overnight downpour and then this happened; A gent came to the car and said “Geoff, I really do appreciate the efforts you have gone to to provide your car boots over many years for the COMMUNITY here, I know you are keen on the odd spliff or two, here is a gift for you but I advise you to open it later Its home grown, thank you so much” Well, what a nice gesture from this gent of whom I have seen on many occasions, we shook hands and he departed. Inside the carrier bag was this circular box the aroma of fresh home grown Cannabis fills the air ‘It’s de weed man’ It is 4.00 am in the morning, I have been up since 3.00 am with leg pains and cramps so I am in my mancave and I am having a couple of  the man’s home grown smokes right not right now with a rum and coke and I am listening to Penguin Café Orchestra music pure bliss man my pains have more or less gone and I don’t know WTF I am on about ffs! Back to business, the Car Boot was good it’s the winter season unfortunately the tourists have more or less gone taking their money with them, they have been a great crowd and were totally cooperative with all the social distancing requirements to operate our Car Boot Sales within the law. Back to the ‘chickens’ what did they do? they all stayed at home and saw the lovely sunny afternoon saying to each other “wish we had gone now, it’s your fault we didn’t go to booty fs” My pc is describing my readability of this blog as; Needs improvement; what a faking nerve? Geoff X   END OF SEASON at NEWQUAY on TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS, sorry! We thank all of the buyers and sellers who have supported us during this dreadful year with COVID and we thank all buyers for their continued support with ‘social distancing’ regulations! Guess what? Not one complaint, thank you, proper job me lovers. It’s looking like end of season for MITCHELL & St COLUMB MAJOR after today but good old TRURO will go through the winter on SUNDAYS at 1.00 pm. It’s getting cold outside wear something warm and don’t wear your best shoes, that’s if you’ve got a pair? Be happy be safe wear a ?? ffs!  Geoff. x     Roll on 2022 …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….   Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times, early sellers may set up from 11.30 am for an extra £5.00 no-selling no-buying no-looking no walking around trying to buy off other sellers! Rules is rules, break the rules and it’s ADIOUS mate. All of the buyers are watching to see fair play cos they want first choice at the BARGAINS and so they are entitled so bloody there!     SUNDAYS at TRURO is YOUR WINTER LOCATION!! Geoff

Well worth watching 3 minutes. Geoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT4X_2zKIyk

Regulars will know that I have been asking members of our Car Boot Community to ‘get the jab’ to save lives, the same plea was repeated on FACEBOOK but I was ‘were’ staggered at the ignorance of those opposed to my thoughts. I did not ask for other persons to give their opinions I were giving mine but I did not resort to the utter filth that I received from those know-alls (Trumpet’s) who just had to say something to bring the conversation down to the GUTTER level like one of their readers who told me to ‘shove a red-hot poker up my Rs to deal with COVID’ ffs! His name Mr Christian Scott-Davis aided and abetted by some supporter called Joan both from the parish of Facebook. For them to recommend me to ‘stick a red hot poker up my Rs’ is as difficult as my suggestion that they GAFYSs dears! Now then please read the following, if you do not approve of my opinion then move along the dotted line, you are entitled to your opinion which I respect however this is my website and figures reveal over 1.6 million supporters so I must be doing something right fs. Peace and love? WAALOBs  that is; ********** ffs!! Geoff

“Please for your own sake and your family and friends don’t become a distant memory don’t be obstinate thinking you are someone special and that the COVID won’t get me. The COVID is one the increase half a million CHILDREN That’s 500 thousand have the virus in AMERICA, this young man of 24 thought ‘he knew it all’ today he knows NOTHING he is DEAD!” ……………  “If you are worried concerned cajoled into following someone else’s wrongful advice then speak to your doctor if not in these days they are not available keep trying!     Think seriously about ‘this’  if all else fails then WHY NOT come to NEWQUAY CAR BOOT SALE on THURSDAY the 30th of SEPTEMBER from 12.00 noon to GET YOUR JAB  as CORNWALL Ambulance Services will be on site with their volunteers to give you the advice you need, remember this; Thousands of these volunteers have saved MULTI MILLIONS of lives, let them SAVE yours? GET THE JAB please!!” TODAY TODAY TODAY  ************* This THURSDAY Vaccinations at NEWQUAY Car Boot Sale postponed until TODAY 07/10/2021 Latest news; THURSDAY Car Boot at NEWQUAY is On On On, Time to roll up your sleeves! I have had 3 JABS, you only feel a small prick, i would like to add to that but will refrain, Sorry but that’s how it goes big nose!

Coming soon, the update of mother in law Julia who now has a ‘social worker’ as her antics with the men in the care home are ‘fruity’ to say the least!! She is enjoying herself but knows not what her is a-doing! Ok yes she does! Geoff  X